Me Looking At My Phone Like 👁️👄👁️ Whenever I See "har" Used As A Nickname For The Name Harry

its binge watch gory horror movies night 👻!!

introducing toothache's lead singer, MEI!!🌸

@kingcrow01 IM BACK FROM THE DEAD MY DUDE, AND BEARING MORE TOOTHACHE GIFTS🎁

some Mei lore!🌸:

-is toothache's lead singer🎤

-22 y/o

-was the one to recruit the majority of the toothache members

-plays roller derby!

-purposely watches bad movies with $200 budgets and the wackiest titles you've ever seen

-laughs during horror movies

-can and will punch you (do not rile her up, she is way too willing to start swinging)

-lives in an apartment with her gf Tsuki

-need a hype man for literally anything? she's your go to person

-her and Finn have gamed online together for years and only realised they lived in the same town after moving into the same block of apartments

*Mei and Finn screaming on their headsets so loudly they can hear each other from the opposite sides of the building while wearing headphones*

"sorry, there's some psycho in my building yelling so loud I can hear him from all the way across the building"

"dude omg same, like, apartment etiquette much? we have thin walls over here"

"ikr, like-" *gets jumpscared mid game*

*cue to them screaming in synch*

"......"

"wait a minute"

*each opening their windows and looking in the direction of the others person's screaming before pointing at each other in unison*

"YOU!"

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fic: Two Former Hellraisers by emmacortana

fic link

@emmacortana

next toothache character sheet complete: FINN!🦈

@kingcrow01 POOKIE IM BAAAAAACK

ahem ahem I come bearing gifts of more assorted toothache lore!

some Finn lore!🦈:

-plays keyboard in the band

-19 y/o

-Makki's boyfriend

-very obsessed with sharks

-people automatically assume he's nice because he's quiet and introverted when in reality he's just talking shit about everyone behind their backs

-has an anonymous social media account with photos of every single new job listing in their town. there's over 100 posts. he only made the account a month ago. (everyone who follows it thinks he's making these job listings up. he's not)

-brings his camera with him everywhere (if you do something dumb, trust he's recorded it, he can and will post it online)

-has been trying to convince the rest of toothache for the past year that they absolutely must film their own ghost hunting show, says it'll be good “marketing” for their band (he just wants to go ghost hunting)

toothache lore:

-the band all lives in the same apartment building

-they were the first 6 people who moved into the apartment before the landlord was forced to take all the listings down by the council because it did not pass ANY safety guidelines

Hey I lost this fic which I'm pretty sure you've recommended before, where Peter is introduced as an intern and it's a identity reveal, the avengers are trying to figure out spiderman's identity, and Peter says that spiderman told him he was bitten by a radioactive spider, I would love to reread it again but I forgot to bookmark it 😭

it's Peter Parker: Intern by LokisGhost :))

assorted kuroken fanfic recs!!

The Wedding Hall Shuffle by icespyders

Complete, 3 Chapters, 17,604 Words

Kenma accidentally crashes Bokuaka's wedding because he got the date for Kagehina's wedding wrong. Kuroo is the best man trying to sus out who this random guy at his best bro's wedding is.

🐟🐟🐟

can i be close to you by radian (arcsec)

Complete, 7 Chapters, 27,742 Words

Kenma attends Kuroo's parties every Friday for the sole purpose of taking naps in Kuroo's bed, Kuroo hosts parties not because he likes them, but because he can't stand being alone in a big empty house.

🐟🐟🐟

How to Seduce Your Best Friend: A Horrible Guide by Kenma by Koushicore (Hopeishope)

Complete, 15 Chapters, 74,770 Words

Kenma wakes up 7 years in the past and has to relive his second year of high school, can he survive without absolutely ruining his relationship with Kuroo like he did the first time round?

🐟🐟🐟

Personal time difference by void_player

Complete, 4 Chapters, 18,362 Words

Kenma & Kuroo were anonymous online friends as teenagers who lost contact and meet again as adults in real life not knowing that they already know each other.

🐟🐟🐟

does it bite? by cowsarecooliguess

Complete, Oneshot, 30,131 Words

Fantasy AU! Kuroo is a god and offers protection over Kenma's village in exchange for a life, Kenma accepts the trade in secret as the village is unwilling to sacrifice one of its people for protection, but he's been in the god realm for weeks now and why the hell is he still alive?

marvel’s dedication to portraying j jonah jameson as a complex three dimensional character with likeable traits and sympathetic qualities is really funny cuz it’s led to the creation of a character who unfailingly stands for truth and integrity in journalism except for this one specific dude he is absolutely convinced is putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay

Tim: *trying to figure out how to get more money into Drake Industries*

Tim: ok yeah so what if I just totally hypothetically steal a shipment of kryptonite? ... y'know what that's a great plan I'm a genius

(does he have a buyer? no he does not. Is he going to do it anyway? absolutely)

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fic: calumma by cassiopeia721

not sure if the overlap of ppl who read my stories and the people who will get this joke even exists, but I am so convinced that Daichi is afflicted by the markiplier "im not a masochist i just want to see if my body can handle it" curse.

fic recs of the week:

Dear Tim Drake (Sincerely, Me) by IzzyMRDB

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,010 Words

Tim 'Sincerely Me's his way into the Batfam

(someone save Bernard, he did not sign up for this)

🐟🐟🐟

The Drake Family Jewels IzzyMRDB

Batfam, Incomplete, 14 Chapters, 16,571 Words

The Drakes, while criminals, do try really hard to be good parents and raise a normal child. Tim, who tries to be a normal kid, also really wants to be just like his parents.

🐟🐟🐟

punk tactics by darkerintheday

Moon Knight, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,331 Words

Moon Knight finds himself cornered during an alien invasion, without weapons he finds himself summoning the next possible option, Thor's hammer.

🐟🐟🐟

justice is blind by Ford_Ye_Fiji

Daredevil, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,071 Words

Foggy is mad. And Matt knows it.

(there are some misunderstandings after the Daredevil reveal, cue angst!)

🐟🐟🐟

eyes like anvils (and storms for lungs) by doji_oji

Haikyuu, Complete, 5 Chapters, 6,797 Words

suga gets pneumonia at training camp. that's it, that's the plot.

(I love how the third years friendship is written in this fic so much they're adorable)