WOLVERINE SETT WITH ACTUAL WOLVERINE EARS I LOVEEEE

This dude is a fucking legend

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

”WE ARE THE SPIDER BOI’S TRUE DADS.”

”Um, thanks, Mr. Venom, but-”

”ANYONE WHO WANTS THE TITLE SHALL BE DESTROYED!”

”Oh no...”

”WE SHALL RIP THEIR HEADS OFF!”

”Oh, Mr. Stark is gonna kill me.”

let venom join the mcu

let him eat iron man

F*CKING THANK YOU

Yall: Ashe should’ve been a black women!

Me: So the first black women in Overwatch should’ve been a nutorious gang leader who past is being a child with absent parents, got into trouble in school a lot and went to jail at a young age. Cause that would’ve gone on great with you guys.

Y’all: But she has the same face and body-

Me: Overwatch is a game with the most international diversity I’ve ever seen done well. A character is made up of more than a face and you know that argument is stupid. And there are some slim builds in Overwatch but that’s no reason not to appreciate how there are some non slim body in it too. And even the thin women are proportionally different from each other.

Y’all: … Her makeup is-

Me: Women wear makeup, some wear more than others, some don’t wear any at all. She looks nice so why are you mad?

Y’all: …

Me: Please don’t harass blizzard because they haven’t come out with something you personally wanted because at the end of the day your still gonna play Overwatch, aren’t you? So let blizzard take there time and keep your expectations reasonable. Because if a POC Women comes out and you guys are complaining for stupid reasons again I’m writing a letter to whatever god to smite you all.

Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.

GIVE THE MAN A SNACK FOR GODS SAKE

zsasz + people refusing to share their food with him

So someone in my school said piano music is boring

dude read the whole damn thing

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

YES

Alternate ending

Carapace: Trust me, he deserves it.

Ladybug: CARAPACE!!!

Chat: No no, he’s right…

Getting ready for the show!!

intruder!!!

I think it would be super funny actually if lenny and Charles appeared before John came back

Dos And Don’ts Of Dialogue

Dialogue: either you’re great at it, or it’s your worse nightmare. Writing dialogue can be difficult, confusing, and frustrating. Here are some tips to clear the air when it comes to dialogue!

DON’T overuse dialogue tags

From the very beginning, writers are often told not to overuse “said”.  While this is sound advice, it can create the false notion that “said” is never to be used.  This simply isn’t true!

Stay away from repeating creative dialogue tags one after another, especially if it’s redundant.  For example, if there’s an exclamation point after a sentence, you don’t need to say that the character exclaimed or yelled.

Often, a dialogue tag isn’t even needed.  Just end the dialogue without a tag.

DO use “said”

Repeat after me: IT IS OKAY TO USE “SAID”!

I’m guilty of this one as well.  The urge to not use “said” too often becomes a habit of never using it and replacing it with unnecessary dialogue tags.

Just use said!  It will make your writing seem far more mature than if you used something like “growled” or “stated”.

DON’T go on tangents

Dialogue should be realistic.  If you have a character that is known for going off on tangents, then by all means do so.  If you’re going on a tangent to seem “artistic”, you might want to cut it off there.

My biggest pet peeve with modern young adult literature is that writers try to combing their need to prove they can write beautiful prose with dialogue.  Don’t.  In the end, it’s just unrealistic and a cheap way of trying to show your talent.  Leave the long-winded metaphors for your narration, please.

DO use unique speech

Everyone speaks differently.  This could mean accents, slang, catchphrases, or misused words.  Include this in your dialogue!

Colorful dialogue creates colorful characters, and allows the reader to be able to easily distinguish who is speaking (without dialogue tags!).

DON’T overuse phonetics

Though accents can be a great way to create colorful dialogue, phonetically spelling every word according to the character’s accent can get annoying fast.  Stick to spelling out the most important words.  After a while, the reader should be able to read that character’s dialogue with their accent in mind anyway.

DO show, not tell

Every writer has received this advice at one point or another, but with good reason.  Dialogue is the best way to put “show, don’t tell” into practice.  However, writers often think that dialogue itself counts as showing.  Though dialogue is a better tool than description in these instances, it doesn’t completely serve as a way to show on its own.

Telling: “Hey, calm down.  You look nervous.”

Showing: “Hey, calm down.  You haven’t stopped tapping your foot since we got here.”

DON’T repeat names too often

I too fall into the trap of constantly clarifying who is speaking.  When you’re writing, it feels natural to say things like “’How are you doing, Jim?’ ‘I’m doing well, Pam.’”, but the reality is that no one speaks like that, especially to people they’re close to.

Most of the time, you should use names in dialogue tags and greetings.  Otherwise, use names sparingly.