Pretty Cat

Surely someone has mentioned the substance that can be put on cords to keep pets from chewing on them, like the stuff people use to stop biting their own fingernails...

Things go backwards or upside down, I comment to myself for fun and so that I don't frown.

Sleepy in the middle of the night when a thought occurs that must be written but playtime with the phone is going overlong...

When the sun comes through the window and the clouds then make it dim ~ and the brightness thus wreaks havoc to my eyes with blurred vision... repeat discomfort brings a panic as the sinus starts to run ~ and I try to beat a ticking clock, this dead zone kills my fun as mistakes get made, a tissue is sought, batteries need charging so I must plug it in...

[I must remember to audio record when there's no time to handwrite spur of the moment notions.]

These stories are deeply depressing.

Uhhh

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Argyreshue. Vera good. Applaud.

Helpfull Writing Tips

Want to improve you writing style? Check out these easy tips!

Very you’re sentence structure. Add periods randomly and extend other sentences unnaturally to make them longer, more repetitious, and longer.

EXAMPLE: Bob went. To the market to buy some dogs.

Use descriptive word. Sentences are boring without some good, strong, interesting, useful, descriptive description. 

EXAMPLE: Don’t just say “She looked with her eyes,” say, “She looked with her round, spherical, moist eyes.”

Use obejctive tone. This means using a voice in narration that objectifies you’re characters. When you characters are more like objects it’s easier to write them because you don’t need to give them human stuff like emotions and motives. They can just act to fit the plot.

EXAMPLE: Carla went to her morning class at school and when the aliens attacked she joined them in fighting Earth.

MAke up words when you don’t know the right one. This will not only ornaclate your readers, but they will also think your smarter because you know words that they don’t.

EXAMPLE: Richard felt he had to obfuscate the truth.

Use “passive” voice. This means when you get to a word that could be an action verb, instead “pass” the word over and use a better word, like “nestle” or “sponge.” These are good words. They are mine but I will let you use them.

EXAMPLE: There was a plot to sponge the king, but it was nestled by the knights.

Now you know writing. Go froth and write using these laws and you will write a good every time.

Artsy cat

Crazy artist friend😁