This And Mystery Meat 💕💕❤️🎀🎀🪽💕❤️☺️☺️☺️🤭🥰😘

people keep thinking im joking why would I lie about such peak?

[Fit's tweet]

do I read a fanfic or think about mortality

@the-muppet-joker my liege what do you think?

i want to write poetry,

to wax and wane soulfully.

but to put it indelicately,

when I speak deliberately,

my efforts are notably

only worthy of the lavatory.

so i so heroically,

make my efforts abnormally.

and then they had minecraft sex

my favourite part of the A Minecraft Movie was when jack black and jason mamoa were hiding from the mobs together . and looked at each other and went "what are we some kinda Hide duo?" and then started. making out

Ok, but how do Will and Hannibal, like, LIVE together? It's not all fucking and recreational murder.

Like, Hannibal obviously cooks and Will obviously does yard work. Who does the general housekeeping? Hannibal will want to hire someone and Will will be like 'I REFUSE TO HAVE A STRANGER TOUCHING ALL MY STUFF >:('

And then Hannibal will be like 'I'll touch ur sTuFf', but in a weird, Hannibal Way like 'Is it a matter of pride or a safe guard against intimacy? What is a home but an extension of our selves, even our very bodies? Have we not, through our cohabitation, the mingling of our material lives, become more intimate than a simple sweep and dust could ever approach? Tell me, Will, what dust and detritus has settled into the cracks of your being that we, together, have not unearthed into the light?'

And then Will would be like 'I'm going to kill you with knives and hammers, you pretentious fuck.'

And then they have sex on the kitchen floor.

What the fuck was I talking about.

losing my months long hyperfixation hurts so bad in the sense that it doesn't hurt at all; it just feels less, going from all consuming obsession to mild indifference

the wrong one wins

genuinely why did i just post that

“there’s plenty of fish in the sea” shut up i want my anglerfish back