Why do people always think I'm a lesbian-? Sure I've kissed women, and only women, but that doesn't mean anything!
''I think some part of me deep down
Will always be repulsed
But truthfully I love this girl
Is there anything worse?
Can't admit it so I'll sing it
Bleeding from each verse
I love her, love her, love her
So badly that it hurts
But I could never
I could never
I could never''
Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke
Still proud of this one 😌
"They will always be your friends."
A canvas for the masses
the thing i immediately LOVE about the pale garden and the creaking is that it kinda feels to me like they're trying to emulate the creep factor that old minecraft had. the low visibility, the emptiness, the unfamiliar sounds, the feeling that something else is there just out of sight... the same elements that led to the rise of herobrine and other stories, and are now seeing a resurgence with the rise of args and digital horror series. looking into a dark forest and seeing a set of glowing eyes staring back at you is the exact same horror that herobrine was built on. seeing them showcase this biome felt like a throwback all the way to back when i first booted up the game more than a decade ago and felt an immense sense of unease as i looked to the horizon, and i absolutely cannot wait to get my hands on this update.
Steve & Alex. And alex’s dog, Dog.
I hate how I can't be friends with a guy without everyone going like 'oh do you like him?' 'you two would be so cute together' 'do you think he's cute?' no I'm going to fucking lobotomize you
Personal Elytra headcanon :]