So Last Month I Had The Honor To Illustrate One Of Sony Santa Monica’s God Of War Ragnarök Christmas

Peter and Ned have a Minecraft server together.

They’ve each poured hundreds of hours into it. It’s a masterpiece, by all accounts. They’ve got gorgeous bases that reflect their personality, and a community house where they gift each other the supplies they regularly run out of (peter always needs more sticks. Ned can’t get enough redstone).

Young Peter thought that the server was the most secure way to tell Ned about the “top secret” mission, and all the details of being spider-man. so Ned first learned the details of Peter’s secret identity through the server chat.

They have pets, and their own themed color that their stuff is (Ned is red. Peter is Cyan.). And whenever they discussed college, they swore to each other that if they didn’t go to the same place, they would see each other on the server.

And in the afternoon effects of the NWH spell, as Peter set up his new apartment, he pulled out his computer and loaded his realms list.

It was blank. Their world together had never existed, as far as the universe was aware.

It was all gone. And somehow, THAT was what finally broke Peter. He had never felt more like a child than when he cried on the floor of his new apartment over the death of his minecraft dog, the erasing of all his work, and the fact that he had logged out for the very last time.

bobby's boobytraps (supernatural shitpost)

Joseph Adam Jonas you did this to yourself 💀😭

Thank you Deadpool, now NSYNC is my new religion 🎶🎵

happy father’s day

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

GET GHOST GOOSE’D

Meet the f1 crew as pirates poorly edited by me

“She likes me better than you!” — Spider to Quaritch.