Palace attendant: The Queen of Hearts has declared a coup at Auradon Prep. King Benjamin: Does... does she know what a coup is? King Benjamin: Auradon Prep is a high school. King Benjamin: That's like going to the Grocery Store, barricading the door, and declaring yourself the Mayor.
“I’m not a violent dog, I don’t know why I bite” fits Ares a lot in my opinion.
“All relationships have one law: never make the one you love feel alone, especially when you’re there.”
— Unknown
Bombastic Side Eye👀 Benny Boy needs new parents or parental figures at least
There is a Bureau of Isle Affairs?!
Well, they weren't very helpful were they?
And I wonder why that is?
(Stares at Ben's parents).
Abolish Tesla.
“Johnny and Dally’s ship name should be “Fish” because Matt Dillon was in Rumble Fish and I think Johnny looks like a fish”
— my brother
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
Thank you 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?
Well, have I got the html for you!
Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!
Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">
Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">
It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):
Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)
Good Brain: Actually, I have really fun ideas that people seem to really like, and I definitely have enough talent to show them off in the way I want! :D
Bad Brain: Yeah but consider, instead of doing that--You just scroll and watch stuff for hours to drown out the background noise of Worse Brain
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Annoyingly Responsible Brain: Also, you need to focus on getting a job
Prompt Idea: Instead of adult villain having a beef with a child hero, I want child villain having a beef with an adult hero.
Like imagine being full-grown adult trying to save a world, only to find out it, the villain is a literal child. 😂😂😂😂
If you're the deuteragonist, you're doomed by the narrative.
The fans will have no empathy for you. It doesn't matter if you're a survivor of genocide, family abuse or a child soldier like Sasuke. It doesn't matter if you're a suicidal child soldier like Yukio.
Fans will hate you because you have your own problems and insecurities and don't have time to worship the protagonist. The only way fans will love you is if you have "redemption" or are "no longer evil" (you never were to begin with).
The author is going to make you abandon all the previous themes you were associated with just to make your world revolve around the hero's.
Fans will write fan fiction in which you're demonised and all the other characters come to the defence of the "poor hero you're mistreating". Suddenly you're a misogynist, racist or incestuous, depending on the moment.
You're just a complex teenage character whose personality is just the result of manipulations by other characters who have committed more crimes than you? Who cares when Itachi, Kakashi, Shiro and Mephisto Pheles treat the hero like the eighth wonder of the world.
Your biggest crime is that your world doesn't revolve around the hero.