“This Is... Me?” Has Been Living In My Head For That Past Ten Years Or So, Rent Free.

it’s been a while since i’ve been on here, cause of school and life and death, but imma update more of my stories soon. my bakugan fic will not rot like the others

okay, okay, okay. let me say something about this new marvel show:

Kate Bishop is a two-time state champion of fencing, got her black belt at fifteen years old (been doing it since she was five), and has been doing archery since she was around eleven (???), and yet she still can’t fight. She has no real world training when it comes to an actual fight. It’s so refreshing because even Peter Parker knew how to fight and he’s just some kid from queens. (Like who taught him??) Seeing Kate Bishop not know how to fight, and she’ll learn from Clint, is really fun. I can’t wait for more.

no but let’s review some of the reasons mcu maria hill should be more popular.

by the time she was twenty-five or twenty-six she already had a high enough position at shield to send letters ‘from the office of maria hill.’

by her late twenties/early thirties, she was the deputy director of shield and fury’s second in command.

in the winter soldier, she saved steve and natasha and sam. i think we forget that natasha would have bled out and died if maria hadn’t rescued them. y’know, unless hydra had executed her and steve and sam before she reached that point.

also in the winter soldier, she was an essential part of bringing shield down. (and let’s not forget that “but steve” moment, okay? if steve had died she would have been the woman that killed captain america.)

before age of ultron, she was working at stark industries, managing the avengers, and keeping an eye on coulson and his team. name one other person in the entire mcu who could do that.

she was barefoot during the stark tower fight and afterward she just casually sits there picking glass out of her feet. and then she’s back in her heels the next day.

not to be completely shallow, but come on, she’s gorgeous.

sorry, i just absolutely adore this character.

Pokemon Patches made by Adorablush

This is so bad and boring

Read the PPG script

Okay, so we start off with the PPG, now teenagers, who are all sleep-deprived or hungover or gay and cheating on their girlfriends. You can put some of this on Utonium, who is borderline abusive in this, but still–they’re pretty shitty.

There’s this three-way battle between Mojo, the PPG, and a giant monster–I guess Mojo is attacking both them and the monster, but it’s kinda unclear–point is, this weird ‘disgruntled lab partner’ version of Mojo dies because of the PPG’s negligence. 

That… kinda seems legitimate, seeing as they accidentally killed someone over their own (and Professor ‘Drake’s’) issues.

Guess how that turns out?

Man, what IS IT with modern Hollywood and writing their female characters as committing heinous crimes, then insisting that any criticism of them is rooted in sexism? Like, geez, projection much?

The script even makes the Professor a scapegoat for the PPG’s character flaws and they still can’t take enough responsibility to admit they screwed up. It’s kinda pathetic. They killed Mojo Jojo just so the PPG could have wangst.

This is literally them. And it’s canon

thor: so this is my husband bruce, his favourite colour is purple, he likes his coffee with three milks and six sugars, he wont eat toast that isnt burnt to a crisp, his favourite month is november bc its cold but not too cold and hes the love of my life :) what about you

sam: uh. this is my husband bucky and i think i saw him eat an apple once

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

HEY

Reblog if you’re more of or just ship miles x jax Like if you’re more of or just ship miles x Alya.

I want to see the ratio.

OKAY so I made a playlist of every video that has major lore importance from Jordan's pov in season 1 AND I compiled timestamps for EVERY video for easy consumption

(episodes with the timestamps and context for what happens between episodes under the cut; context is bolded and italicized, stuff in brackets is additional stuff that happens in the episode that is important, but not enough to be in the cut)

1- full episode (26 min)

2- full episode (19 min)

5- 22:55-27:30 (4 min)

8- 12:25-end (6 min)

context: Tom went rogue and started killing everyone senselessly, Nadeshot had shown great interest in joining team Ianite, and Jordan switched to the Sphax texture pack

11- full episode (32 min)

12- full episode (31 min)

context: Jordan moved out of his house and into a secret base so no one could steal his items and kill him repeatedly, and Tucker was given a sword from Mianite called The Blade of Truth

17- full episode (41 min)

context: Tucker and Sonja started construction on a fortress to help defend in the war

19- 3:40-7:45 (3 min)

[at 15:15 Tony Modestep kills Jordan unprompted while invisible and says "1-1" in chat]

context: Jordan helped Tucker and Sonja trap the entrance of their fortress in case of attack, and also mostly moved in

23- 2:40-6:20 (1.5 min)

[Jordan adds a lava trap to the fortress]

context: between e23 and e29 the war fizzles out and basically ends, meanwhile Tom gets a clownfish named Marlin of whom he loves dearly, which Jordan steals and hides under the mianite temple

29- 16:50-end (24 min)

[at 10:50 Declan told everyone to meet him outside his house at noon minecraft time with all of their best items]

context: with the war over Tom built a new house closer to spawn

31- 5:45-13:40 (8 min)

context: now that the war was over they decided to do weekly Purge events (like the movie franchise) in which all theft and murder was completely legal without repercussions

34- 20:30-end (31 min)

[Cronus (the messenger of the shadows) was there as a Purger just hanging out]

context: between episodes 34 and 50 it was decided that everyone would construct a vault to act as their storage system so that during the purge they didn't have to continue to hide chests, and instead would have secure* places to store their items and keep their beds

*people can't break blocks to get in but if they can get in other ways that's legal and encouraged

during that time the build team for hire (the now disbanded FyreUK) showed up as the Wizards, who for a fee (25-100 diamonds) would build anything asked for. Jordan requested Jerry's Tree 2.0 to be built to the right of his house, just off the shoreline.

they built a court house (the quartz house) so that when someone did break the rules they could have a fair-ish trial to determine guilt

Tom also moved. again.

50- 13:55-28:35 (15 min)

[Jordan stole the Dianite armor fair and square during the purge]

51- start 15:25 (15 min)

59- 6:30-10:00 (4 min)

context: they have wands (knockback 10 sticks) that when hit with send you flying

60- 13:00-31:00 (18 min)

61- 4:20-50:00 AND 1:12:15-1:13:35 (45 min)

62- 24:10-41:50 (17 min)

67- full episode (47 min)

[this was during a charity stream]

context: they had a massive games arena built and they were playing bow pvp parkour for one of the first times

68- 24:35-end (23 min)

context: everyone got god gifts; Jordan got a beautiful forest around his house, Tucker and Sonja got god armor, and Tom got a ship from Captain Capsize

up until this point Capsize had been flirting with both Jordan and Tom, but things seemed more serious towards Jordan

71- 16:40-end (32 min)

context: between episode 71 and 79 ALL vault theft no matter the time became legal, they were also tasked with building an airship to go to a place called Aethoria to rescue Capsize, with Redbeard supplying materials

79- 11:35-15:50 (4 min)

80- 4:25-end (21 min, somewhat optional, it's mostly building and banter)

context: Skipper then got drunk and crashed the ship, forcing them to make a new one, of which Tom used literally all his remaining diamonds to make diamond wings for

84- 24:20-end (23 min)

85- full episode (1 h 5 min)