Ok I Gotta Save This For Whenever I Need It So I Can Find It.

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

it’s really important that everyone read mallory ortberg’s sir gawain and the green knight parody

My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)

“studio ghibli romances be like “what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other.”

You laugh and I agree

That this thing got the best of me

(Malmo- Mook)

You are a devout Paladin trying to prevent the resurrection of a dark goddess. Ultimately you fail. When the goddess awakens, she claims that she doesn’t know who she is or what has happened. After a few days you’re struggling to determine if she actually has amnesia or if she is just lying.

make that character aroace. NOW!

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....