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still want to do a fifthist jerma scp. needs a really good twist though to keep it from being a generic ive streaming cognitohazards thing thats been done before. you know, something really absurd and surreal. i suppose something fourth wall breaking could work but i kind of feel that detracts from the horror.

i think like the greatest example of a professional production that captures a fifthist feel is being john malkovich. not overtly horror, but still deeply weird and unsettling when you consider the implications. and of course celebrity status is also an important theme of that movie. hmmmm, maybe the scp could something of a report on this like fifthist attempt to convert jerma. i mean they have to get all these celebrities to join somehow. although of course the much better and creepier interpretation is rather fifthists become celebrities, not the other way around. but yeah, something that sort of starts off showing these weird fifthist attempts to convert him that eventually culminate in the artifact or phenomena the scp is for. actually, it might even be good to have it be just like normal fans(or rather, non famous fifthists), trying to convert him. you know, something something parasocial obsession. ending would definitely leave it ambigous as to whether or not jerma really was converted and if hes plotting something right now, although that is a rather generic twist as scps go. 

still cant really think of a proper story arc, but i can already see how a lot of things can be tied to it; sus face, psycho streamer, catboy, heck you could probably involve the debt. another thing id like to involve is how often when he turns his webcam on theres a weird freezeframe cause he always forgets to clear obs.

i do really like the antimemetic-fifthist connection as described in 3125 and five five five five, but i don;t think its been directly addressed in the clearly fifthist scps. i guess the scp even could just straight up be a meme, or maybe even one of the meme characters. as far as this idea goes, like all good fifthist scps, the meme/character can be barely be described. a really complex thing would be somehow having or just implying the meme was just like your cliche ‘purple starfish jerma’ edit but its deftly intimated that the real thing was much worse and thats just a smokescreen. have no idea how you’d effectively convey this though. i’m still not really in love with this idea, but while im brainstorming maybe it’d be something like _______ jerma or [REDACTED] jerma. i want to keep the tone of this scp as spooky

actually, a fifthist scp that really examines just how soulless celebrity is could really work. of course, there’d be a lot of my personal biases involved though, i guess i’d have to be careful to keep that from showing to strongly. but where exactly will the horror stem from. i think a good theme is the artificiality of celebrity and obsession but how to work it in? i guess a personal example of an inspiration would be these really weird posts you see obsessing over a character or whatever and making all these very strange and virtually pornographic comparisons. though obviously thats not weird or unnerving to everyone. oh man, you could even have like a series of posts or whatever from one of the fifthist jerma fans detailing their obsession and descent into madness. yeah, i think the base concept is like these obsessed fans trying to turn their idol into the godhead(this might have been done before).”hes my little purple starfish” buried in poor little meowmeow word salad. idk. on a deep level i do think watching jerma is kind of pathetic, and i say this as a fan. on some level it is afterall mimicking a level of companionship. I am reminded of this most clearly when jerma is like “did i ever tell you guys about”… or stuff like that. and Jerma isn;t even leaning into and taking advantage of the parasocial stuff like a lot of other streamers. i still cant think of a really good hook and plot arc though! i want to avoid this just being like a series of jerma references in an scp. where does the scary come from! that sick feeling of seeing deeply misguided perversion and being powerless to stop it? i need to keep the whole scp from revolving too strongly around him. the creepiness of five five five comes from the idea of this omnipotent evil. the part of it i love the most is the description of what happens after 3125 manifests. so creepy, this shift into a universe that is somehow even harsher and uncaring than this one. the way it turns everything into something horrible and alien and the dread of its omnipresence. the fact that it can instantly corrupt, or retroactively erase all knowledge of a person. hmmm perhaps a fifthist entity attempting to manifest through jerma?(though this would only be the surface interpretation. it would hint at something much deeper and vague)

hmmm. i suppose one of the fundamentals of parasocial as relating to horror is the crazed fan. this could be related to the aforemention fifthist themes by having a person obsessed with jerma be convinced that hes their SO and doesn;t understand how all of a sudden he isn;t. the scp could imply that they’re from some sort of alternate dimension where fifthist practices are mainstream

 actually another idea i just had is a vtuber scp. that’d really be taking the streaming cognitohazard concept and running with it.

the designation would absolutely have to be scp-#985. can be any series number but the last three digits would have to be 985

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in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

Dear Tumblr.

Its been years ever since ive joined thIS GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE but i have 1 thing and 1 thing only to complain even with all the disorder loving, depressing adoring achoholics on this fucking app theres one thing ive never been to forgive you for creating and that is the motherfucking angel text. no, im not talking about kinnies im talking about the fucking text. if youre unfamiliar there is a copypasta/copy paste fucking watever text about a “little boy” and either “random girl” or “me”.And i fucking hate it. this stupid lil text is e ve r y w h e re. you go to the comments of a tiktok video< theres one bitch, ONE SINGULAR FUCK THAT COPY PASTES THAT UNHOLY PIECE OF LITERATURE YOU GO TO YOUTUBE, THERES ONE EMO ASS LICKER COPY PASTING THAT WHY? WHY ARE YOU SHITTY MONSTROSITES OF SADNESS MAKING MY LIFE SO HARD???? WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SUFFER??/ AND THE WORST PAR IS YOU EXPECT SUCH AN IDIOTIC PIECE OF WRITTING, THAT CAME FROM TUMBLR NO WHERE WELSE, WOULD DIE AROUND, OH IDK, 2018?? BUT NO. THERE ARE COMMENTS AS EARLY AS THIS FUCKING DAY COPY PASTING THIS DUMB FUCKING TEXT I HATE IT MORE THEN I HATE LITERAL DICTATORS THIS TEXT MAKES MY LIFE SPAN SHORTER BY THE S E C O N I I FID OUT IT HAS BEN PUT SOMEWHERE AND I HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT TUMBLR SO I HOPE, THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT HAS EVER IN THEIR WRITTE, OR COPIED THIS FUCKING SHITTY TEXT, FAKE DEEP, EMO LOOKING PIECE OF DEPRESSING ROMANTICIZATION SHIT THEIR PANTS DURING THEIR DATES, THEIR MEETUPS WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILIES, THEIR FUCKING GAMES I JUST HOPE YOU CONSTANTLY SMELL LIKE THE ASS OF A BLOODY BABY THATS JUST BEEN BORN AND IT SHAT ITSELF FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS and you may wonder oh but genderlessanxiousweeb what in the unholy fuck afre you talking about? this.

to the person who wrote this? i hate you. just so you know  writting this has pained me because i had to remember this fucking text exists i hope all of you emo freaks listen to me when i say: this is not deep its a pile of weak, watery sHIT. i wouldnt want another persaon having to read this but i need you guys to understand THIS FUCKING SUCKS anywayzzzz good day for you tumblr bro hoes and pals!!! luvs also xoxo happy pride month <3<3<3 lets idk smoke weed and incentive children who used app in 2013 to fucking get a disorder or smth