Gaysimp614 - ThatWeirdQueer

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

911 chats part idk

What would you let me do to you if I appear and I lean over you and I kiss you till you get wet 🤭

I'm a 17 year old homosexual

Maybe the divine mother Lilia mentioned?

Who decides the rules of magic and witchcraft in the MCU? According to Agatha, Billy taking over the dying William’s body broke some “rules” that would make him a target for other witches. But unlike the Masters of the Mystic Arts who are answerable to the Sorcerer Supreme, witches really don’t seem accountable to anyone if they aren’t in a coven. So what rules are Agatha talking about exactly?

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

So my dad's playing Baldur's Gate 3 and during the conversation where you recruit Astarion he asks me if he's a vampire. Like it's so obvious

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

I know Wylan’s line of ‘just girls?’ seems to imply that Kerch is a heteronormative society but I think it would be objectively funny and also incredibly in character for Wylan to assume he managed to fall for the one straight guy in all of Ketterdam. Like yeah queerness is the standard but Wylan is over here thinking with his luck he’ll have managed to find the one fucking guy who only likes girls. And then the guy in question is the most overt bisexual you’ve ever seen.