Translation Of Bagi's Letter To Tina

transcripted egg reports:

Chayanne

1. Who are your parents? "philza and missa" 2. Which parent do you spend the most time with? "philza" 3. What have you learnt from your parents? "to trust yourself and those closest to you" 4. Do you feel weak? "not much different. i'm okay, i don't feel weak"

Dapper

1. Who are your parents? "BadBoyHalo and Baghera" 2. How are you currently feeling? "like killing a certain bear in front of me but also than that nothing" 3. Have the cookies made you feel happy? "cookies is cookies so I guess yes"

Leonarda

1. Who are your parents? "foolich y vegetta" 2. Do you hate somebody? "la sunny" 3. Do you feel weak? "debil?? no, yo soy fuerte y mamadisima"

Empanada

1. Who are your parents? "mamae bagi, mami mouse, mama niki and eomma tina" 2. Have the cookies made you happy? "I trusted you it would be safe and that trust killed me. change the baker of the cookies" 3. What do you know about the Federation? "you could give me my life back, but i'm not perfect enough am I?"

Sunny

1. Who are your parents? "PA TUBBO, POP SLIME, MA LENAY :D" 2. What have you learned from your parents? "THAT IM THE CUTEST :D" 3. What do you know about the Federation? "MY STEP PA WORKS HERE :D ILL TAKE OVER SOON >:D"

Pepito

1. Who are your parents? "apa quackity, apa mariana, y apa roier :-D" 2. What do you value the most? "que mis apas sean felices asi muy muy felices :]" 3. Who do you get along with best on this island? "con mi bestie leo, mi awelo foolish, y soulmate empanada!! :D"

Ramon

1. Who are your parents? "fit and pac, you should know" 2. Do you hate somebody? "maybe. but thats personal right?" 3. What do you know about the Federation? "only what the federation wants me to know. thats what you do, right?"

Tallulah

1. Who are your parents? "Papa Phil, Papi Wilbur, Pa Missa" 2. Do you hate somebody? "No mames cucurucho. maybe" 3. What do you value the most? "I value quality time, something papa Phil and Chay gives me :D"

mike is being MERCILESS with them, he's literally planning their wedding in front of them when they JUST said they like each other today. mike upgraded ramon's idea of a spring wedding to a winter wedding to have it as soon as possible. he heard about their "baby steps" and he just went "what the Fuck. why can't they do adult man steps."

thanks doc!

Bagi almost begging Tina to stay.

Bagi: Don’t you want to stay with us? Women making me suffer again.

Tommy: Charlie, because we're both bisexual–

Slimecicle: Dude, wha– [Wheezes]

Tommy: And don't say you're not, Charlie. [Laughs] This is actually the Queer SMP, aka the QSMP!

Slimecicle: I just don't know if I feel good about that, I– [Wheezes]

Slimecicle: ...You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I had gay sex a LOT on the QSMP

Tommy: [Loses it]

Unos diseños nuevos

Some new designs

Phil: CHAYANNE, DAD’S HERE, PLACE SOME FCKING BEDROCK!

They were all logged into Quackity's account trying to do a prank, but Cucurucho wasn't listening to Quackity, so Phil resorted to other methods.

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