Keep Doing Gods Work Champ

They made the New Yorkers British ?!

Thanks! Mine are limited-editions tho ❤️

Boob morning to all my breasties and boobtuals

That's a big boy right here. Vent post I did a while ago, finally felt the courage to post it I hope it'll reach the people who needed to read this.

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

Hello my name is Gabriël and I once ran from my stalker so fast I crashed into a parked car and I got a scar (from accidentally breaking the side mirror) on my hand and my family routinely reminds me how I did not need a hospital because the scar looks fine now whenever I complain about it being sensitive or hurting. I brought stroopwafel crumbs

Omg does anybody wanna do like a tag game where we basically do that trauma salad trend???

For those that haven't seen it, the basic format is: "Hi my name is *name here* and *insert traumatic story here* and I brought *type of candy (skittles, twizzlers, etc)*!"

just gonna tag some people who might wanna do this but anybody can join in!

@bralnwashed @madigankrauss @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @aceofspades42 @noblehouseofgay

actually what are your new year’s resolutions pls put them in the tags so i can be nosy

dont kill urself until u try adderall and/or transitioning 👍

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

Once more for the people in the back

Fuck dude LGBTQ ppl are so cool. Shame so many ppl want us dead