"do It With Your Long Thick Thing!" - Me To My Brother, Playing Zelda

Dazai: Ranpo~ I need your deductive abilities! Ranpo: *eating a snack* hmm? what do you need? Dazai: I need you to deduce if Chuuya likes me? Ranpo: *confused* like as in toleration or like as romantically Dazai: oh i know he tolerates me... the other one Ranpo: *still confused* Chuuya Nakahara, the mafia executive? Dazai: yes? Ranpo: you want me to deduce if Chuuya Nakahara, the mafia executive has a crush on you? Dazai: yes! Ranpo: the man that is currently behind you, hugging you? Dazai: *looks at Chuuya* yep this one Ranpo: the one that you have been married to for like 4 years? Chuuya: actually its been 5. Ranpo: *baffled* yeah I think he likes you Dazai: awww Chuuya! Chuuya: ok me next, Ranpo I need your deduction Ranpo: *facepalm* do you want to know if Dazai likes you? Chuuya: yeah... Ranpo: *throws glasses* im done!

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heheh . . . . . guess who

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

HELP THIS WAS ADVERTISED TO ME WHILE I WAS SCROLLING YOUR PAGE WHAT THE HELL

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Mori calls Chuuya into his office

Mori: Chuuya-kun I have a very special mission for you

Chuuya: *mildly annoyed* yes sir what is it?

Mori: well you know how much your ability has helped us in the past and how amazing of an asset you are to the Mafia…

Chuuya: what bullshit do I need to save Dazai from now?

Those are wounds. A pair of open wounds on his face, from which darkness is peeping out

Ok but—

This fits so fucking well (•ˇ_ˇ•)

How I look at my parents as if I didnt just slash the absolute shit out of my thighs:

I'll drown in you

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more 15!skk

Chuuya: Im gonna kill you one day Dazai: *excited* Chuuya would!? Chuuya: You know what. Just for that, no I will never kill you. Dazai: *angry* I hate Chuuya! Chuuya: too bad! I will always be your partner and protect you! Dazai: *throwing a tantrum* why is Chuuya so mean to me! Chuuya: OUR SOULS WILL ALWAYS BE INTERTWINED Dazai: *offended* HOW DARE YOU Shirase: *absolutely baffled* what the actual fuck is going on