You've Been Turned Into An Animal

i love tumblr ill be like 'oh i need to kill myself' and then there will be an older man with big hairy tits and a big hairy tummy on my dash and ill be like 'actually everything is fine'

Whiney sad pathetic dads

Pathetic dads who thrust sloppily inside their sons talking about “you’re not gonna leave me, right kid?” “It’s you n me forever…” “you’re all I have…you’re the only good thing in my life..” “fuck kiddo, I know I’m a horrible father I’m so sorry..” “you deserve better, baby.” “Just stay still, daddy’s almost done I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry…” “I love you so much please don’t leave me…”

Bonus points if he’s wastedddd

reminder to do your regular boy maintenance of fucking them until they’re unable to properly respond to you. its for his mental health

Dragging my little brother out to underground shows and telling everyone there he’s my boyfriend. Getting him dizzy on cheap booze and weed until I have to drag him away from the crowd bc he’s can’t stop clinging to me and going “big brother”.

Fucking dumbass, almost blew our cover. Gotta keep a hand pressed over his whiney mouth when I suck him off in the bathroom so he doesn’t end up crying out for his big brother so loud everybody hears.

i love boys with weird little obscure interests

like yes baby tell me all about your favorite movie that came out in 2001 that only you and 3 other people know about. You are the most gorgeous thing ever

take me to ur place, get me so drunk i don’t even remember my own name and fuck me until i only remember yours

i deleted my blogs but i couldn’t stay away lol

Southern man, Southern trans man, Southern trans man who will forcemasc me, Southern trans man who will bully me, Southern trans man who will praise me, Southern trans man who will let me suck his dick, Southern trans man who will call me honey or sweetie or darling, Southern trans man who will blow smoke in my face while I'm riding him

Sigh* Southern trans man (♡///♡)

I AM A MAN. Any misgendering will be met with being blocked immediately.

imagine humping a cowboy’s boots. thats it . case closed