Chan: Who Do We Know That Has Handcuffs? Jisung: Well, Minho And I - Minho: *elbows Jisung* Jisung: -

Jisung, crying: Minho hyung and I had a fight and he took away all my fidget spinners! Felix, comforting him: God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

Jisung, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast Minho, the waiter: You're kinda ugly

jisung: i love you and all your flaws

minho: what flaws?

Jisung: I'm an expert at identifying birds Jeongin: Oh yeah? What are those on the tree up there Jisung: Yep, those are all birds

Seungmin: I’ll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms. Changbin: Dude, that’s less than two pounds. Seungmin: Sounded better the way I said it.

*Minho and Hyunjin limping into the room with Jeongin*

Chan: What happened!?

Hyunjin, covered in bruises: I fell down the stairs.

Chan, turning to Minho: And what happened to you?

Minho, also covered in bruises: I pushed Hyunjin down the stairs but he grabbed my arm and pulled me with him.

Chan: Oh my god. *to Jeongin* What happened to you?

Jeongin: I laughed so hard I got a nosebleed.

Minho: When I asked for a spoon, I meant an utensil Jisung, hugging Minho from behind: Oh