Seungmin: Gasps Indignantly Seungmin: There's A TYPO In This Crossword Puzzle!? Jeongin, Internally:

Chan: I haven't drank a glass of water in the last 2 weeks and I haven't slept in days. I've memorized the pattern of stains on my bedroom ceiling. Felix: How the hell are you still alive? Chan: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Jisung: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Chan: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Hyunjin: Minho bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.

Chan, after being awake for 72 hours: When you've wimbled all your wombles, and you've jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckíng tâñgęrïńě...

Felix: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Minho: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Seungmin: It's called connotations.

Jisung: Try this one on for size. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".

Chan: Great news! Language is now banned!

Kyubin: This date is boring! Yoojung: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Kyubin: Then why did you invite me? Yoojung: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Yoojung I'll do whatever I want!

Minho: So what's for dinner? Jisung, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret

Hyunjin: adults don't care about their birthdays Changbin: you came to practice last year on a horse

*in court* Jisung: *whispers to the Judge* Judge: This has nothing to do with the case Jisung: Can you please ask it anyway? Judge, sighing and turning towards Minho who is on the witness stand: Do you think he's cute? Please be honest

He's serving his CUNTry

Serving his country right

mill: i know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

yoojung, crying: it’s not a joke i’m legit a snack!