What The Fazbear Frights Stories Have Taught Me So Far

What the Fazbear Frights stories have taught me so far

Into the Pit

Don't sit in abandoned ball pits, just don't. Actually don't in sit in ball pits at all, they're usually really gross and rarely ever get cleaned.

Scary Rabbit man will always be scary.

To be Beautiful

Robots don't belong in people's houses.

Do not fall asleep with a robot in the same room.

True beauty is not just skin deep (Eleanor u ugly bitch)

Count the Ways

Funtime Freddy continues to be lunatic.

Don't climb into a torso of a robot, especially if the robot may not let you out later.

Fetch

Loyalty can be good and bad.

Don't let anyone strange have your phone number.

Lonely Freddy

Luck can come at anytime, good or bad.

Small walking Robot Teddy bears that want to be your friend=Bad.

Out of Stock

Terrible things come in small packages.

Always make sure I have a flashlight that won't die within five minutes.

1:35AM

Buy a normal alarm clock that can't come haunt me later.

Always check that it is the correct time (PM OR AM).

Room for One More

Falling asleep on the job is not okay. You are not paid to sleep.

DOCTORS ARE THERE HELP YOU FOR REASON, IF SOMETHING IS MEDICALLY WRONG WITH YOU AND IT IS SERIOUS, SEE A DOCTOR ASAP, THEY WILL HELP YOU.

The New Kid

Abandoned restaurants aren't fun.

Don't stick your hand in anyone mouth.