Twilight Taught Us So Much. Perhaps The Most Important Thing Of All: Abort That Thang!

I also think that he WANTED to do that, but he knew that Bella wouldn’t want that or like that due to her (very justifiable) aversion to marriage, so he did what he did.

i am so in between whether or not i like how edward proposed lmao like on the one hand i refuse to believe edward would not be setting out roses and a romantic dinner before doing so BUT ALSO when it came to the whole "i can't stay away from you anymore" identity crisis he had in twilight it makes perfect sense. while he might have good self-control to not eat bella that is the only place he is not the most impulsive teenager i have ever read

Reading Breaking Dawn (still) and I am LIVING for the Jake and Leah moments. They’re so funny with each other.

I JUST realized that the Denali clan is called the Denali clan because that is their last name, not because they live in Denali. I have been a fan of Twilight for years and I realized this just now, and I am LIVID because I’m Alaskan and I know personally how stupid it is.

The last name Denali doesn’t even make sense. The national park and the mountain were named Denali because it is a word coming from the Athabaskan language of the Koyukon indigenous peoples of the area. Why would that be Tanya’s last name???

What’s even WORSE is that she’s originally from Slovakia! So it would have made SENSE for her to have a Slovakian or a Russian last name. And if you know ANYTHING about Alaska, you would know that RUSSIAN LAST NAMES ARE SUPER COMMON BECAUSE THEY COLONIZED ALASKA BEFORE THE USA!!!!!!!

Ugh I am irrationally angry about this I just ranted about it to my boyfriend, and he agreed with me even though he hates Twilight.

WHY STEPHENIE WHYYYY?????

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Bears when they see Emmett coming

the twilight saga: breaking dawn part 1

Head cannoning that Alice Cullen absolutely adores listening to Björk

Just finished reading Twilight for the first time! Time to read New Moon! Yay! 😀

WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSS

If I may speak

We deserved this scene. Freaky ass scene

-This post was made by monsterfucker bella 69

I’m reading New Moon and I cannot get over Stephenie Meyer’s descriptions of Emily 😭

« neither half of her once-beautiful face was friendly »

« kissing Emily’s ruined mouth »

And she keeps going on like this! Page after page of Emily insults. Like goddamn I get it she has a scar, give the girl a break already!

Justice for Emily and her beautiful face ✊