Saw This Cute Guy Today, Been Crushing For A While, But God I Want Him To Grab Me By The Waist And Push

This is cute, it's funny tho that Dick actually plays the GUITAR and is going to relearn piano for his baby brother and bat bonding time

I know it in my soul that whenever Damian has to play violin for school and needs an accompanist, he fucking drags Dick out of Blüdhaven and back to Gotham to play piano. Dick has not practiced piano since Aunt Harriet stopped bugging him to attend his lessons when he left the manor, and he doesn’t even like playing piano. But for Damian? Sigh F i n e, he’ll play the accompaniment.

He’ll drag out his dusty practice books to refresh himself on proper hand posture and what the fuck an F looks like on the staff. Yes, yes, he’ll look up whatever squiggly abomination is on his sheet music that music experts claim is “modern notation”.

Bruce, who knows how to play piano, or can otherwise contact professional piano accompanists, is like “son, please. leave your brother alone. he hasn’t even played in years.” And Damian’s like “NO. I will settle for nothing less than Grayson.”

“Son, that’s such a low bar.”

But Damian will have his way. He will perform with his brother, goddamnit.

Let's face it,

Having an enemy sounds waaaayyy more interesting than having a soulmate. I want somebody to deeply stare into my eyes with passion as they insult me, and I stare back just as deeply and passionate while also insulting them. Somebody that I have LOTS of Tension™ with.

Life's boring and predictable. Give me someone that's the opposite of that, not someome that the universe decided to pair me up with.

In other words, fuck kisses! I WANNA FIGHT!!!

missing mutual masturbation right now

Every time a snarky (or the cool/cold) male character gets watered down to horny misogynist fuckboy, an angel loses its wings, I take another drink of vodka and get one step closer to drunk driving

You don't understand how much I need this

Get you a man that learns what you’re into and says ‘bet’ 🫠

le money pigeeon

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

thinking about torturing a cute subby boy until he cums all over himself because i can’t get enough of his whines and the sight of it <3

fuck I have teeth for a reason I need to bite into a neck and hear a moan, a whine of pain and their body react from under me so bad

anyways

Necks. Exposed neck skin n. Te eth in skin I need . To bite. I need put t eeth n som ones throa t

fuck me while I'm alseep and waking up to you eating me out ❤️❤️

us sleepy sluts are fun to use in and out of consciousness 💕💕