When I Say David Bowie Was A Wizard And They Look At Me Like I’m Crazy 💔

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 5

Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 19

Marlene: IM GASLIGHTING YOU?

Lily: HUH?

Marlene: IM NOT!

Mary: NO WE’RE GASLIGHTING YOU!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 9

James: that’s gay!

Sirius: I’m not gay

James: are too.

Sirius: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE POLE YOUR MOTHER DANCES ON!

let me finish this chapter first

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28

Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!

Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit

Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair

Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18

Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls

Dorcas: no?… are you?

Pandora: no…

Grant: You talk in your sleep, you know.

Remus: Oh?

Grant: Yeah. It’s never my name.