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I love dreams of being pregnant, like having an actual pregnancy dream where you're just round and swollen... It makes you want to wake up pregnant<3

The little buff lesbian in your office couldn't help but take more than one of the glazed blueberry donuts you left in the break room with a post-it note that read:

"DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN ONE!"

Not heeding your vague warnings, her skin turned a blueish-purple hue, and her stomach started to balloon up...

If anyone has any good rapid pregnancy scenarios they wanna share, feel free to send them into my asks 🤰🏻

Please get my pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant?

“OH!! OH GOD!!! I’M GIVING BIRTH!! ”

I want to see you waddling around the house in nothing but your underwear, huffing and grunting as you attempt to lift and support your twin full belly, who are 6 pounds each and still growing, exceeding the average for twins. I want to hear you moan and bellyache about how large you've gotten; how you keep bumping into or knocking things over because you can't see in front of your belly; how you can't fit into any of your favorite clothes; how tight and itchy your belly feels; how you find yourself constantly snacking instead of eating full meals, because your stomach is so squished. I want you miserably, adorably pregnant~

me the other day: i have no libido woowoo

me today: cockkk cockcoclcoock so good i need coc k i wanna suck a cock iwanna come on cocck pleaseeee someone give me their coocccck

something so cute about a butch who gets hopelessly turned on by the mental image of me heavily pregnant. the kind of turned on that’s almost surprising in how strong it feels, a low tug in your stomach, blood rushing south, dizzy, mouth dry, breathing hard. you really like it that much, huh? you like thinking about me with a round swollen belly, fresh stretch marks creeping in along the sides, my tits growing so heavy and sensitive? you get hard daydreaming about taking care of me, massaging my sore feet, cooking for me and making sure i’m eating well and taking all my vitamins? you get wet thinking about your warm strong hands under my belly, lifting it up while you stand behind me and hearing me sigh, my little moan of relief as i relax into you and let you hold the weight for a second, the extra weight that you caused? mm. cute

I wish wlw pregnancy was more commonplace. Where’s my high fem with a big belly that needs to be pampered and treated like a little princess for nine months. Where’s the butch with a smaller tummy, rocking a tank top with their pants lower than normal to accommodate the bump. The chubby andro that is just gonna put on more weight cause of the pregnancy pounds.

Why'd you make my belly so big and fat!?