True Fear Is Hearing Your Cat But Being Unable To See Him

I LOVE MY CAMERA SHY BOYO

gimme a destiny themed deez nuts joke so I can get my bf please it’s urgent

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

I have a continuation to this

Me: you didnt answer the question, are you a libra

Him: you know what? I’m not telling you. You have to guess, and you get one chance

Me: you’re a fucking cancer arent you :/

him: WHAT THE HELL???

Me: you kinda giving off Ohio vibes ngl :/

Person: bro wtf, I literally used to live in Ohio years ago how did you guess that

————-

Me again to the same person: Libra vibes

Them: ok wtf you’re actually really close

DnD Campaign:

What would you do if you were dating someone and they left you for an unknown reason when your relationship was great and they disappear for a month. The next month your mom says she getting married and you find out that your mom is getting married to the person you were dating and they were fucking behind you back

but I would reverse-parent trap. try to get them apart

what if that doesn't work and they trick you then your mom leaves for a vacation but during the vacation they actually got married and come back after a month long honeymoon from the Antarctic

after they come back from your honeymoon they have a orgy in your room with your ex-boyfriends mom. After confronting them about it they said they thought it was fine cause they were putting you up for adoption. A couple of years after you have been in the orphanage they come back but instead of coming back for you they adopt another kid who is a biter

make a blood pact with the biter to give them hell in exchange for whatever he wants

unfortunately the kid is not interested and has been wanting to be adopted for a year and won't give up this chance, also he is a furry

(Makes fursuit out of paper)

the child wakes to find his room a mess with his window open(he takes the fursuit) and alerts the parents. roll initiative to see if the parents find the note

(Rolls 18) ( I roll 20) *we are not playing accurate dnd*

unfortunately they find the note but because of the boys frantic movements they only find half*tells to write not that is not included for extensive swearing”

because of half the note being swears they skip through the important part(smh) Roll again to see if the boy finds the other half with your request

(Rolls 16) ( I roll 25)

the boy finds the other half of your note a month later And is slightly interested in your proposal if he gains something from it. Insight check to see what his ideals and wants are are

(Do I role for that?) *yes* (roles 17) **list is kept out**

what do you do now that you know this information?

hmm well, he can question his parents himself that's just asking a question. he's already been adopted, and he can bake in the kitchen. I'll buy him some candy and a fake medal that says "international furry" and get him a train ticket to the nearest farm. I have connections

*conversation on how she has connections as a child*

If you decide to wing it you will have to roll a persuasive check

I don't need permission im not the one fucking the horse??

the boy needs it

smh fine I'll roll(rolls 14)

how will you pass along the info to the boy?

break into his house again duh

He finds the note and decides to meet you at the train station. After arriving at the farm you try and convince the farmer, after little effort, he was an old man who had suffered a stroke the day before, you lead the boy to the horses and let him do his thing. do you stay and listen or go into the corn with eyes or do you go into the farm house with the dead farmer?

corn eyes

the corn eyes welcome you sensing your want for revenge. They offer you power in exchange for having a white persons sense of taste. What do you do?

(hey are you calling me white smh) I accept the offer

the corn eyes give you all their power, however it is too much in the moment and you let out a ear piercing scream. This shocks the boy in the barn who runs out without his clothes on to check out the noise. he finds you passed out in grass, eyes open and a vibrant glowing purple, also your tongue is now white and you can't handle spicy food.

roll to wake up

(Rolls 10) ( I roll 16)

the boy is unable to wake you up, he leaves you there and you want up in 6 hours. What do you do once you wake up?

Cartwheel

the power the corn eyes gives you courses through your veins and even you do a simple cartwheel you can feel the power. The power sends you flying cutting down everything in your path.*BEYBLADE LET IT RIP*

amazing(LMAO)

however the corn warn you that if you use the power with intent you will die, they offer to train you. do you accept the offer to train?

yes

the corn eyes hold out their blood covered hands, taking their hands they lead you to another dimension to train

*story pauses for the night*

“Our Dream Began With a Massacure”

Warframe Headcanon Questions: Player version

Random thought popped up in my head as I was doing the last one. I thought, hmm, I like doing the bonus questions for the players, so why not do a full set for the people who graciously do my silly questions. Feel free to answer em all.

1. Who is the Player and who are your Drifter and Operator?

2. What got you into Warframe? Why did you like it so much to invest time and (probably) money into this game?

3. What's your favourite frame and you can include a picture here if you wish!

4. Do you make Warframe content, leave the link here or a picture. (Also may you always have full wallets and fed bellies because you are what makes WF's fandom great for all that you make)

5. Would you get along with your Drifter and Operator? How'd they feel about knowing you were the reason they exist?

6. Which Warframe quest content (can also add the side quest stuff) have you enjoyed the most and why? (Second Dream? New War? Jade Shadows? Duviri? 1999? Call of the Tempestari, etc)

7. Are you part of a clan? Is it a big one or just one that's just for your usual group of friends? You can add pics of your clan dojo here if you wanna show off. Haha

8. What other games do you play? Do you spend as much time on it as you do Warframe?

9. What are your favourite weapons? You have to do 1 primary, 1 secondary and 1 melee. Go!

10. If you could pick your favourite Warframe to become a Protoframe, who would it be, why and a gist of a backstory.

Bonus Question: If you, your Drifter and Operator were playing a boardgame - who'd be most likely to up turn the table on a very bad losing streak.

Additional note: Thank you to the people who always like the silly stuff I make. It makes my day and I like reading your answers (I apologise if it sounds terrible).

Guess who just went on a 3mile walk in 92° weather!!

I just watched a Steve loop a Demogorgan while I did a gen not even 10ft away by myself

I absolutely sure that the worst thing I’ve said to someone on sea of thieves is “asshole” cause they kept killing me even when I said I wasn’t going to participate the battle and just wanted to cook