And Then The Party Continued Like Normal After The Ambulance Came

Everyone describing Obi-Wan Kenobi: A talented Jedi master

Anakin: A cheeky bastard

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What I say: the aquarium because it’s indoors and I don’t like hot weather

My brain: I wanna go to the aquarium because it has fish FISH FISH FISH FISH I like fish (:

"Can I be your face for a while?" -My Citrine to my Dagath had this idea in my head ever since I got Dagath, glad to finally get it out lmao (click for better viewing please)

Welcome back to

★I can’t spell★

Savathun could gaslight me and id thank her😫

WELL I DONT

Do I need to bring the wild krats in here???

SHE ATE FOUNDATION

This man ate my kids

me sitting here wondering why I’m suddenly getting a crush despite never having one before: Me realizing I’ve been wearing an Aphrodite(the goddess of LOVE and stuff) necklace since last Christmas: oH FUC-

So, you’re just sitting there, Aphrodite necklace on your titties, and expect not to fall in love? Aphrodite got yo back, bro. She saw you were not getting crushes and filled your heart with love and lust.

Part of me feels like she did it so you remembered who she was. But, congratulations on your first crush! The first ones are the best ones. 🥺 💖

Eros, but he has a gun