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My first Tom sketches yall he's impossible to draw I swear😭

+ edit: I finished this yall finally😭

Heeeey, Purple People 💜

Who is your fav DP member?and why?? I want to know 👀

reblog if you'd go on a roadtrip with your pfp

hear me out

In the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

Lesbian wine aunt❤️

David Coverdale lead vocalist of Whitesnake

Howdy howdy dear!

This is very promising, to say the least🤭

an incestous relationship? Why not! I feel like this fic will be full of kinks, sugar and spice😈And obv the maternal element glues everything nicely enough, it being your hallmark when it comes to Keith

The 3rd person fits and is always better to have 1st person dialogues, so go for it🫰🏻

Im sorry for not going into detail with Tommys subplot but I have still to watch it :(

Okay so I thought and thought and thought about writing a chapter by chapter "Tommy" fic and I gotta say I've decided to write it.

I wrote the base for the plot, it still seems solid to me, I wrote a "test" fragment to see if the third narration fits, if the setting is weird enough, if a certain bond is strong enough to make changes and I dare to say I probably worked so hard on it, that it is - I have this idea since November 2023 so a lot of time.

So, without further ado, what I wanna write is this: "Tommy" fic that focuses on an uncle x niece trope (so basically Uncle Ernie x Me fic - yes, that will be a self-insert), but in a way that there will be a bond between them. I have this whole idea of me being the unwanted daughter of Nora and Frank (giving Tommy a loving sister in the process) who finds the parental love in Uncle Ernie's arms, but the bond I'll create with him as a child will actually have a side effect that will resolve in Uncle Ernie falling in love with me at a very young age and with me falling in love with Uncle Ernie once I grow up enough to realize that perhaps I see him more than a parental figure.

Can't say much more, but this is what the whole idea is based off. I also want to see if there will be any interest in reading this kind of fic so that's why this post exists and that's why I've decided to share the "test" fragment I wrote. It generally shows what atmosphere this fic will have, how I see the situation unfolding. It might appear in the fic in a changed form. It's down below, under "read more" so if you're interest, go ahead and read it and I hope you enjoy it <3

Tagging the ones who were interested from the get go and the ones who were liking the posts where I've mentioned this fic - I read it as in that you're interested, don't feel forced to read what's in the "read more" section:

@jimmysdragonsuit13 @radioroger @ennals @burn-on-the-flame @fiammee @minty-playhouse @dzdndcnfsd @littlemissheavenonearth

The frustration was getting to him, his beloved alcohol not helping much anymore, the image of his niece burned into his mind without any way to erase it. She's looking at him with that sweet smile on her face, so happy to see him, calling him uncle in that innocent and full of adoration voice of hers that is driving him insane… The empty pint hit the hard table at the bar, Uncle Ernie muttering curses under his breath, while Frank was observing him cautiously.

"Ernie" Frank mumbled, more drunk than his friend, but that was normal. He could never outdrink him. "What's going on?"

"A woman is stuck in my mind." He didn't look at Frank, he didn't have to. "It's starting to piss me off…"

Frank's grin was as big as never before. "Did you, perhaps, fall in love, you old fool?" The idea of that was laughable to Frank, but what he heard next made him change his mind.

"I fucking did." The silence after that was heavy. Frank cleared his throat, not believing in what he was hearing.

"You're too drunk" he concluded, drinking the rest of his beer. "You've never treated a woman like she's deserving to be treated, I doubt you even know what love is. As far as I can tell, I would call it lust not love-"

"I couldn't even bring myself to touch her." Uncle Ernie spat out, hitting the table with his dirty fingers. Frank blinked in disbelief. "If it was lust, I would fuck her years ago. And now as it is…" A short, high laugh escaped his throat. He didn't finish the sentence, but he knew exactly what would happen if he had a chance. My tiny sweet wouldn't survive it, he thought, creepy smile appearing on his face at the thought of his niece crying and whimpering beneath him as his cock is buried deep inside her. Shivers run down his spine, not to mention that he got hard at the idea, a visible bump forming on his pants.

"That woman has to be a witch" Frank commented, shaking his head, to which Uncle Ernie laughed. He suddenly turned to Frank with insanity in his eyes.

"She's a beautiful angel!" he announced as if it was the most obvious thing on earth. "Curly, light green eyed, chubby beauty who you've handed to me since she was a little girl!"

Frank needed a while to connect dots, when he did, he suddenly felt sober again. "Are you…" Frank's voice ceased to exist when the person Uncle Ernie described appeared in his mind. "Are you talking about my Caroline?"

"She's not yours" Uncle Ernie corrected him. "She never was, you've never loved her." He pointed an accusatory finger at Frank. "She only calls you her dad because she has to, because she's your offspring."

Any father would get mad upon hearing this revelation, upon knowing that his own friend fell in love with his daughter, but not Frank. He actually smirked. "You are right about that. Caroline was always a bother to me."

Uncle Ernie laughed upon hearing it, he knew he was right. He was the one Caroline called dad when she was little and who she still treated like one. "She feels that, you know?"

"She told you?" Frank asked out of sheer curiosity. A plan was slowly forming in his mind.

Uncle Ernie nodded. "Plenty of times."

"How can you know it didn't change?" Frank put another question out. Uncle Ernie lifted an eyebrow. "Caroline's been avoiding you and here you are, thirsting for her like a dog."

"She called me two days ago" Uncle Ernie explained, calming down a little bit. Back at his home, he almost fell while hearing her voice on the other side. "She was crying, apologizing to me, asking if we could meet."

"Did you decline the offer?" Frank had to hold himself to not burst out laughing at the way Uncle Ernie glared at him, offended.

"I accepted. There was a reason why I was at your house yesterday" he explained, still regretting that nothing had happened. That one kiss wasn't enough.

"Then I'll have good news for you!" Frank exclaimed, taking Uncle Ernie aback. "You might have a chance to visit her and live with her for a few days." Upon seeing Uncle Ernie's confused expression, Frank started explaining: "I'm planning to go on holidays with Nora. I was about to leave Tommy with Caroline, she can take care of him well, but we can take him with us, just to leave her to you."

Uncle Ernie quickly caught up with Frank's way of thinking. "Are you giving her to me?"

Frank smiled widely. "If she's so eager to go to you then I can allow that."

I might finally get rid of her, Frank thought.

I might finally get her for myself, Uncle Ernie thought, a dangerous glint in his eyes. "When are you planning to go?" Was his next question.

"In a month" Frank answered.

"Enough to get close to her" Uncle Ernie mumbled, laughing to himself, already feeling excited. The only question left was if he was able to hold himself for another month.

Chain Ask! Share 5 of your favorite songs, publish this ask, then share it with 10 of your favorite followers.

Hey dear ❤️ this time ill put 5 new songs that im listening non stop in this period

1) fun lil cover of jj cale, very funny to listen during roadtrips

2) very weird harmonies but very interesting aswell

3) tasty organ work, i recommend to check the whole album

4) this band is one of the masters of italian prog rock, this instrumental is good good

5) silly bluesy song with a catchy instrumental🎀😌

Tag: @lil-melody-moon your turn 😌 @foggywiz4rd

Thank youuuuuuu @lil-melody ♥️ I remember I did a similar one a loong time ago and It was fine :)

𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴: Golden Brown - by The Stranglers

𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿: green🟩 and mostly dark deep colors (brown, ochre, red, anything dirt/skin related)

𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴: Spaghetti westerns from the 70s, they give me nostalgia about my childhood :)

𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲: "Lo chiamavano Trinità" - d. by E. B. Clucher, it's on Netflix

𝗦𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁, 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘆? SPICYY I LOVE INDIAN FOOD

𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀: bro you asking to a girl who draws old men NSFW if she has someone in her life pfff c'mon >:)

𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻: the usual -> men, 70s, music, erotic art (lets stop here I have a digital footprint to maintain)

𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗴𝗹𝗲𝗱: longitudinal waves and stuff like that for a physics test that I have tomorrow, i'm tired asf😭

Tagging: @shades-of-tiefes-purpur @youre-no-good and anyone else

People I want to get to know better

thanks for the tag @photogenic-strawberry (making a new post cause my computer can't handle the old thread)

Last song? lol "Wide Willy" by Lalo Schifrin (it isn't what it sounds like) for spy music inspo

Favorite color? yellooooow! more specifically a sunshine/ bright mustard (?) yellow

Currently watching? One Piece with my Dad, just finished rewatching Gentleman Jack

Last movie? Barbie, I think? I don't watch movies very often

Sweet/Spicy/Savory? SPICY

Relationship status? single :((

Current obsession? oooh boy, bad question: *deep breath* folklore, jazz, plants, wizblr, bryophytes, fungi, maths (especially geometry), internet history, this one drug textbook "From the heart 4" which we had at school, turns out theres a whole hidden conspiracy there... probably loads of other stuff too, but of the top of my head lmao

Last thing you googled? "The Woman in Black book" cause I saw Jack Edwards with a maaaassive copy and mine is like, novella sized. Turns out his was a collection of stories

lets seeee no pressure tagging: @crazyhairkid @iamshmolphrog @terrencetheshark14 @astraeasparrow @jhomikle @honestlytastygayasstrash @rainydays12 @bicharliespring @the-frog-wizard-leep @ms-metra @fantasticcollectorkitten @underappreciatedtomato @aro-manita-muscaria @aphroditesanxiety + anyone else, sorry if i didnt tag you

Low quality Deep Purple as vines y'all

Lets see if this gets put down again