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random aot headcanons that are far from canon

- yelena has an accent, i can definitely see her with a russian accent

- bertholdt loves funnel cakes, he tried learning how to make them himself but it didn't really work out

- jean struggles a lot with his handwriting but is too embarrassed to ask anyone for help

- levi loves knitting, he even taught gabi how to knit

- annie also has an accent, though i can't pinpoint what accent would be best on her

- zeke coughs a lot to the point where it's painful for him, it's due to his smoking

- mikasa is afraid of vampires, eren told her and armin a scary story try while they were on a camping trip and the story has haunted her ever since

- porco hates the summer, he hates sweating and he hates the burning hot sun, marcel is the opposite

- eren & armin like holding hands, mostly due to the fact that arming gets really nervous sometimes, everyone (connie and jean) think it's weird but eren could care less

- erwin loves planting flowers, especially with his dad, ot's how they bond

The snipe simps have been fed.

Day Twenty-Four: Kinktober - MHA Edition

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Tags/Warnings: Sleepy/Morning Sex, Female Reader, P in V, Thigh Fucking, Nipple Play, Temperature Play if You Squint, Really It's Just Cold, Groping, Fondling, Cuddles, Snipe, Snipe is Just a Clingy Cuddler, Reader is Too, But You're Also Freezing Your Tits Off, Snipe Knows How to Warm You Up

Word Count: 675 words

Summary: Snipe indulges you in some sleepy, morning sex.

Day Twenty-Four: Sleepy/Morning Sex -> Snipe

Cold winter air flutters through the windows and pries your eyes open; you’ve always liked sleeping in a cold room, and luckily for you, Snipe is enough of a hotbox to withstand your preferred temperature and allow the cracked window during the night. On misty winter mornings like this, however, the frigid feeling of numbness in your fingertips wakes you up as a reminder to close it.

Snipe doesn’t make it easy to move out of bed though. One attempt to roll over is met with his muscular arms pulling you right back against his chest. It draws a soft giggle from you, and a smile decorates your cheeks at the idea that even sleeping he doesn’t want to be away from you.

But another shiver runs down your spine – you need to close the window.

“Snipe, my love, I need to close the window.” You purr, scavenging for his fingers before prying them apart.

Well, you try, at least.

Since moving his arms isn’t working, you start squirming to see if maybe you’ll have better luck shuffling through the hold of his arms. Your hips wiggle  and struggle before his legs hook around yours.

“Don’t go, darlin’.” He murmurs.

“Snipe, I have to close the window.” You repeat, snickering at his insistence. “I’m freezing.”

“Mmm, I can warm you up real good if you’ll stay here.” He promises, sneaking his warm fingers into your panties and cupping your mound after pulling them down. “That sound good to you? Won’t you stay?”

A soft whimper flutters past your lips as you take one more look at the window; Snipe’s fingers probe at your labia and then rub through your folds. Heat combats the chilly air and you shiver for an entirely different reason.

“Fine. I’ll stay. Please keep me warm.” You plead.

Snipe’s arms wrap around you from the side, his hand grasping the soft mounds of flesh at your chest. The other hand wrestles himself out of his underwear before it joins its brother, equally doted upon. His teeth draw a cry from you when they tug at the flesh of your neck, and your breath catches when his cock slides between your legs.

Icy wind blows through the window, fighting against Snipe’s efforts. But your cowboy doubles down, turning you over onto your stomach so the heat of his body blankets you. He sinks into your waiting heat with agonizing slowness, still only half-awake and offering you lazy thrusts as you adjust to his size.

Your nails tattoo your pillow and sweet ecstasy kisses your skin with every perfect stroke against your insides. Blue dreads tickle your neck as his lips assault your back, leaving love marks as a map for later. His fingers move again, circling your clit as he pushes you closer to orgasm.

“Oh, shiiit…” You moan, eyes rolling into the back of your head as you undulate back against him. “Please…”

“Cum for me, honey. Hell, you’re prettier than a sunrise and twice as bright.” 

As you tumble over the precipice, laughter bubbles from your chest.

You’re still laughing as your mind fog clears and you become acutely aware of Snipe’s warm seed dripping between your legs.

“What?” Snipe pants, flopping his sweaty body on top of yours. “What did I say?”

“Prettier than a sunrise and twice as bright, huh?”

“Aw, I thought it was cute!”

“It is, but…” You snort. “I wasn’t expecting it.”

“It coulda been worse. I coulda said you feel colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra in Nebraska.” He teases.

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line.” You sass back.

“Mm, if you give me another minute, I’ll let you guide me wherever you want, sweetheart.” His lips find yours again, fingers combing through your hair.

“How about I guide you over to that open window to close it? I’m still freezing my ass off!” You laugh.

The next time he takes you, the window stays closed.

Day 25 (Tune in tomorrow!)

Tag List: @loll82829, @enigma-and-oasis, @serpentcodedd

Interested in JJK, too? Check out Day 24 with Fushiguro.

IM SCREAMING-

😫👌

WHY IS HE SO FINE!?

Tenya iidas 1960s design :-)

I drew a full body of him but my art block is so bad rn I couldn’t bring myself to line and color it 😭😭 so you only get a bust of him

This is the realist thing I’ve hear in my 20+ rotations around the sun.

Reading the Attack on Titan manga is great cause you get some absolute gold lines from Levi like:

Literally the realest thing anyone has ever said in this entire series

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Pieck Finger/Porco Galliard, Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Sasha Blouse/Niccolo Characters: Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Zeke Yeager, Grisha Yeager, Carla Yeager, Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse, Connie Springer, Ymir of the 104th (Shingeki no Kyojin), Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Reiner Braun, Reiner Braun's Mother, Bertolt Hoover, Annie Leonhart, Pieck Finger, Porco Galliard, Gabi Braun, Colt Grice, Falco Grice, Zofia (Shingeki no Kyojin), Udo (Shingeki no Kyojin), Erwin Smith, Nile Dok, Mike Zacharias, Nanaba (Shingeki no Kyojin), Hange Zoë, Levi Ackerman, Moblit Berner, Keith Shadis, Theo Magath Additional Tags: Livestock show, Livestock, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, all the veterans are Agriculture teachers or 4H advisors, I modeled all of them after my own Agri teachers, Mr Kelley and Mrs Taylor if you see this I’m sorry, Based on True Events, show pig, show cow, show lamb, show goat, I don’t count small livestock, you chicken and rabbit people can go kick rocks, showmanship, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Anime Spoilers, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan References, Minor Pieck Finger/Porco Galliard, Implied Relationships, Armin Arlert & Eren Yeager Are Best Friends, Minor Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Badass Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein Being An Asshole, Dead Marco Bott, Sasha Blouse Being Sasha Blouse, Sasha Blouse & Jean Kirstein & Connie Springer Friendship, Minor Sasha Blouse/Niccolo, Connie Springer Being an Idiot, Minor Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir of the 104th, Reiner Braun Needs a Hug, Depressed Reiner Braun, Gabi Braun & Reiner Braun Are Siblings, Annie Leonhart is Bad at Feelings, Mentioned Hitch Dreyse, Mentioned Porco Galliard, Gabi Braun is a Little Shit, Falco Grice is in Love with Gabi Braun, Drunk Colt Grice Summary:

Through late nights at the barn, moments of self-doubt, and the thrill of the ring. With each ribbon earned and each lesson learned, you realize that the real victory isn’t in the buckles or banners, but in the relationships that have been forged along the way. This is the life of the 104th graduating class of showmen of the towns of Maria and Marley. The two schools constantly fight for first place, no matter where they go to show. And this year, it’s a little different.

doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

I could so see him having a cute little wife and maybe two or three kids.

Do you think general Magath has a family? If so, what do you imagine them to be like?

Hmm. Honestly I can't see him as much of a family man in Canon au just because I feel like he was too busy to have one BUT I don't think he was ever opposed to the idea, it just didn't work out like that.

In another world though, I believe he'd be a caring father but I also feel like he'd be quite strict and a bit harsh (not intentionally or physically but just in his wording sometimes not like degrading anyone just kind of blunt) but I think if he had a wife, she would kind of round out his rough edges if that makes sense. I do feel like he'd be like an old-school type of husband. He takes care of the family financially and would hate for his wife to try to help or feel like she needed to and if he had a daughter I definitely feel like she'd probably be daddy's little girl. Overall, I think he'd be a good father and husband. He is loyal to his family and a great provider and would love spending as much time with his family on outings as he could.

mother's day (2025) 🐍

in celebration of mother's day i figured that i could share this drawing i made for the 🐍 AU

Nemuri’s actual de*th scene😔💔 (I’m just being silly don’t you dare start a debate I’ll block u)