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Dogman Heartbreak AU

In which Dogman and Petey had a relationship in the past that ended very badly and now, on opposite sides of morality Petey constantly tries to hatch plans to get Dogman back, even relying on the love gun for that.

(Losely inspired by Mean Girls, especificaly Somebody Gets Hurt)

About Dogman

In this AU, Greg and Knight suffered the accident long before they became cops, they were also way younger than in Canon (around early 20s)

After the accident, Dogman is ostricized by society, abandoned by his girlfriend and evicted from his home. After that, he is found by Petey who offers him a home if he helps him with some stuff

Their relationship lasted for around 3 years, and ended very badly for both of them

Dogman became a cop as a way to honored Knight, who always wanted to work for the force but died before he had the chance

Petey the only one who call Dogman by his name

After the breakup, Dogman goes live on his office for a while until he's able to get his own house

Dogman was 20 when he starts dating Petey and currently in the story he's 27

After the breakup, Dogman cut off Petey from all the photos he had of him. He greatly regrets doing that

Dogman blames himself for Petey evilness

He really misses Petey and wants him back, but doesn't want to admit it to himself

About Petey

Petey's almost the same as canon, the exception is that he's a lot calmer due to Dogman affect and he's a bit controling

Petey suffers from abandonment issues due to his past, which only gets worse after Dogman leaves

Just like in canon, Petey's a criminal with the bad reputation of always geting out of jail. No one knows how he does that, but Dogman's was the one who always got him out

Petey's main reason for becoming a evil doer, other than his mother death is the way he's treated by society not only for being a cat but also by his behaviour. Which is the reason he have so much sympathy for Dogman situation

Dogman is Petey's relationship that lasted longer, other than that he only had a couple flings and unserious relationships

Even after years of their breakup, Petey still wasn't able to get over what he had with Dogman. He constantly tries to seduce him and convince him to come back with him

Petey was 23 years old when he met Dogman and he is currently 30

Before Dogman left, Petey bought the cloning machine to make a clone of Knight so Dogman can have his best friend back. They broke up before that was possible

He pretends to only want Dogman as some kind of sidekick but the truth is that he genuinly wants his love and really cares about him

So! I again, was going to make a rant of the TBATF comic but i decided to make another compilation of panels i actually liked, cause im just really lazy

Anyway, heres Ringo being a man eating beast (also, Paul and Patrick being dumb)

Tord going trough a situation that i already expected he was going to go trough, karma really hits him like a truck on those panels, don't they?

And another panel with a silly little face of Tord, that time protecting one of his....whatever the hell is their relationship.

What a gentleman (not really)

And for last but not least!

This soldier having the time of his life (just look at him go)

Anyway, that was all the panels i actually enjoyed from that hot garbage of a comic, maybe there are others who are funny but who cares? Im gonna make that rant when i feel like it, i don't really know when, but i have a lot of thoughs on it

Anyway, heres a picture of my dog

I love seeing people complaining about fandons. Every now and then i see someone just saying "oh X fandom is so toxic" "oh, of course they were from THAT fandom"

And then they are like, Dangaronpa fans or Undertale fans. You shouldn't think yourself worthy of judging someone based on their sins, if your own are just as bad

That's actually was just a joke about how there's plenty of more powerful people than Namor on the surface world and taking over the world wouldn't be as easy as he thinks, of course i notice the obvious imperialism metaphors of the character and of course the surface world are not "the good guys" but Namor isn't either, he literally was forcing a whole nation to go to war and when they didn't, he destroyed their home and killed a whole buch of people including their queen, so yeah i guess on a technical level the Avengers would have to do something cause otherwise Wakanda wouldn't last for much long

Namor was really giving a lot of credit on himself and his technology to swear revenge against the surface world, but the only good advantage he had was that he's basically Hermes and that fact that half the earth is made of water. But the only thing him and his people had going on, is some water bombs and some dope fighting skills, while the earth is literally being guarded by at least 50 heroes, that consists on literal gods, mages and people that can bend the universe at will.

Really, all it takes to win this war would be to Thor send an thunder on the sea and there it goes! Half his army is gone! We're eating fried shrimp on dinner!

Petey loves teasing Dogman, especially because he knows he always fall for it

You're perfect, Greg

Dogman knew that wasn't true. He wasn't perfect, no one was...the people of this city made that very clear, especially to him

But he liked to believe that, even for a moment, he liked to believe all the lies that Petey had sweetly poisoned his ears with. He knew he shouldn't trust the cat, but every night when he's asleep he swear he could hear Petey's voice in his mind, echoing in your dreams, haunting him with the overwhelming gentleness he used to have.

No one ever calls him perfect. Hell, they hardly even let out a "thank you" when he saves the city, or even a "good boy". Oh how he misses how things used to be, before the fight, before joining the force, before everything.

He misses the nights he spend with Petey, helping on the lab, cuddling on the bed till eventually falling asleep. It was odd to have so much emptness in his bed, he wasn't used to so much silence in his mind. The cat was always so loud...

You're perfect

He knew that wasn't true. But right there in Petey's arms, he felt like it was

(A short poem about Dogman Heartbreak AU)

Guys, how obvious it is that they dated?

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Based on that screenshot of Dogman (i coudn't for the life of me find the one i based Petey drawing on)

You know, one thing I find funny with Fnaf fandom right now, is that some of them are like, "oh I like the game, but you know I don't want to be supportive if Scott is making money off of it, I have principles"

I mean, of course he is making money! The guy basically created this whole thing, do you really think he woudn't gain money from it because he's got himself into a minor polemic? Hell no! Dude's will make enough money to swin on it

Just here to say that someone should make an Boku no Hero AU with Encanto. That's all

Here's a little draw that i made of South Park boys, i hope ya'll like It!