In The Cars Movies, Cars Are The Primary Form Of Life On Their Earth-like World. We've Seen That Plenty
In the cars movies, cars are the primary form of life on their earth-like world. We've seen that plenty of earth history and stories are reflected there in recognizable ways.
While it never came up in the cars movies, we know what their skinwalkers look like. We have movies and toys and tv shows about them.
Imagine being a car, driving down an empty road at night, when you see a meteor strike not too far off the road. Deciding to investigate, you find a large metal object embedded in the smoldering ground. Carefully approaching, a light suddenly shines from the object and passes over you, before suddenly the metal object falls over and turns into a perfect copy of you, save for a strange purple emblem as a hood ornament. As you back away in fear, it changes again... Into an enormous creature with tree-like growths instead of wheels, standing on two trunks instead of horizontal like most creatures you've ever heard of. This terrifying vertical monstrosity then aims a glowing appendage towards you, before a flash of light and sound sends you into unending darkness.
Back on the road, a car returns from the crater and drives away, leaving a smoldering wreck behind.
In other words, cybertronians, transformers? They're the skinwalkers of the cars world.
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Encyclopedia Bullshitica is now for sale through Barnes and Noble!
The first facts-i-just-made-up book can now be purchased through Barnes and Noble here. It's still available directly from Lulu.com, where I get about $7 per copy, but but Barnes and Noble can order it to any of their stores if that's helpful or more convenient.
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Woo, fried my motherboard!
My sis and I were upgrading my PC, and had to do a BIOS update for the newer processor to be compatible.
Then we managed to shock the motherboard mid-install and crash it.
Motherboard dead.
Now I gotta order a newer one, and fight to reinstall windows 10.
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