I Hate How People Will Look At Popular Indie Artists Who Had One Or Two Songs Go Viral On TikTok And

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

The Worst Attraction in Every State

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

happy Thursday the 20th

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN

Senpai says you’re welcome