Oh You Think You’re So Mature, Huh? Tell Me Celeborn’s Other Name Without Smiling.

Luthien

Ponder at your own risk.

No Faramir for once, although he’s not of the pondering type I think 🤔

hey (with the intention of looking into the palantir)

Fingon and Maedhros in Valinor

favourite christmas story 🌿

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i feel like for a show that has so many different characters that speak wildly different languages, they use way too few hand gestures to communicate. this is why they should’ve had an italian on board.

Eowyn and the Fellbeast

Okay. This is what happened. This is canon, there have been unreliable narrators before and no one can prove me wrong. Tolkien estate can eat my entire ass.

Legolas and Gimli are living life in middle earth until Gimil is ready to pass on and Legolas starts building a boat.

This is the first time the redneck backwoods prince has ever had to fabricate something. He's never crafted a functional object in his entire life and Gimli, from an entire race of fanatical craftsman, watches his elf get into a leaky bathtub and nearly drown in 3 feet of water. In a pond.

Gimli goes, yeah, okay, I guess I can take up another hobby and becomes the first, last, and only dwarven shipwright ever. The boat he makes is the world's first, last, and only Ironside, and it looks like a seige engine. Legolas helps and stands around looking pretty and does a lot of explaining when they show up in Valinor to dock with all the pretty elven sloops in the Khazad-dûm II.