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Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

the real benefit to being a mad scientist is no one really knows what you're capable of. As long as I say it with confidence, why wouldn't you believe I made a ring that's actually a detonator to my security system that's filled with a deadly nerve agent? Is that really any less likely than me keeping a human brain alive and conscious inside a tube of green goo so I can later implant it into a body constructed out of stolen corpse parts?

Life is a blank screen, and today, let's type a skull.

The prompt was ‘detention.’

All of these "that computer is an angel" posts slightly irk me because they treat technology as something divorced from humanity, something only knowable by a privileged caste of acolytes and like. No!! The machine is inextricably linked with humanity!! We have studied reality enough to exploit its basic rules for our own purposes!! These nigh-eldritch constructs of silicon and steel were made by humans just like you!!! We look to the maddening depths of the universe and we find its secrets and we use them to bend it to our will!!! If machines are angels, then we are gods!!!

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Realised some people could go their entire lives without taking time to look at the clouds and soak in their beauty like I do pretty often, and that made me think, I wonder what things like that I'm missing out on. If someone could never properly stop and look at clouds what is out there that I'm not stopping to properly look at?

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

good god...

He's right tho

"Destroy Capitalism, Destroy the State"

Sticker spotted in Mishawaka, Indiana

I have a ravenous need to learn how to draw like this o.o

whenever my sister, cousin, and I are into new media, we play a game where we assign each other a husband, wife, and a best friend from the show/game/series etc.

it's fun bc we have to justify our choices with everything we have, because the husband my cousin assigns to me from some series might not be the one I see myself with, so she has to basically orate her thesis on why I'm getting married to that guy. over all it's a fun glimpse into how your friends see you and think of you etc.

highly recommend this game. also, get funky with the gender however you like. we do a husband and wife for most mainstream media that is extremely gendered, but do whatever. spouse works as well.

above all, it's about submitting your friends to the mortifying ordeal of being known via betrothal.

started watching mlp for the first time i dont know why i havent ,anyway

reading the source code of a videogame and playing it perfectly in my head

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

got my hands on a field guide of californian bugs and i found that there's this one bee species in southern california that looks like this

(Actual bugs under the cut, CW for insects)

clippy

theres something so beautiful about things becoming dirty from their job. like a painter's desk being covered in paint stains, or a gardeners pants having mud stains that wont wash out, or a cutting board being stained from all the foods that have been cut on it. just a clear, distinct telling of "this was used as intended and it shows" an object clearly showing it's been used and loved

"Come home to me" kind of love

he’s just like me fr

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

a little comic about connection

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Visiting your girlfriend at work

The difference between a knight and a dog is that a knight can question its orders

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