My Very First Commission, A Chibi Robot Commission For @eggnogo!

Transgender woman if you're out there I need you to buy a bra. Any kind. It will make your tits look so fat and you will get so euphoric

no one talks abt it but domspace is so real. yes of course sometimes when you pet your sub's head or kiss them in the right spot they'll whine and open up and get so pliant, but have you ever thought about how you flip a switch with your dom? have you ever noticed how sometimes you say something suggestive or bend over or do something that pushes their buttons and their eyes gloss over and their upper lip starts to lift into a snarl? how their voice drops five octaves and suddenly every sentence ends with some condescending pet name? how their hand forms a fist and that sweet goofy person they usually are just isn't home anymore? how when you call them sir or daddy or master they grip your legs a little tighter, how they start to lose their mind in the pain in their hand from spanking you so many times? how quickly the pet names become bitch and whore and slut and fleshlight as you scratch down their back and moan for them? i just think it's an understudied phenomenon is all. unrelated does anyone want to do research

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woaow (sorry for the super compression tumblr's gif limits are 😭)

All of these "that computer is an angel" posts slightly irk me because they treat technology as something divorced from humanity, something only knowable by a privileged caste of acolytes and like. No!! The machine is inextricably linked with humanity!! We have studied reality enough to exploit its basic rules for our own purposes!! These nigh-eldritch constructs of silicon and steel were made by humans just like you!!! We look to the maddening depths of the universe and we find its secrets and we use them to bend it to our will!!! If machines are angels, then we are gods!!!

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Any vampires out there wanna bite me?

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work