Mah Hair Feels So ShORT And Flioppy And Soft

A MAGICAL HEALING FLOWER (or it might yeet u into the astral plane)

did not mesn the 😍.

u sure abt that

springtide of blossoms, usher of blooms

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

white board cleaner tastes kinda sus ngl

nero? pshhh. borING.

agrippina? YES PLS SHES SO COOL AND INTERESTING AND MURDEROUS

>:( i am not some idiotic little moth that is incinerated by the fire it is lured into. i am a cockroach that thrives on the poison it is fed, and you should know that.

(and you cant arrest me for throwing a rock into my nieghbors yard!!!!)

also i know where U live beacsue i am not bound by the law like u are ehehhe (just kidding i swaer iswear im not gonan brek sinto ur hosue and sukc out ur eyeballs)

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

yayyy the fuckers stopped drowning themselves in my tea cuz the males die like 8 hours after they first fly/mate and all the females ended up who knows where

they're probably dead too to some extent because theres no dirt in this house :| and they lost their wings sooo that's one less way of getting out

look its an old man

did i do this anonymously ..?

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u sure did. the last one…. not so much.