SHE IS BONITA OMG…

I raise you this.

Zane also downloads a bunch of romance movies and other media like Pixal did, and somehow they end up making everything even worse together

Ninjago Confidential, but it's Pixal pretending to be a love expert and trying to pair up romantic interests, and the catch is that she's really bad at it and Zane is like "babe what are you doing" "I am taking the exact average of every romantic comedy and novel to create the most successful relationships" and in the background you just see a couple screaming at each other as the restaraunt burns to a crisp

Another example of why I love my mom…

So I was working on a test with my mom, who is great with nutrition and apparently drug studies as we’ve found. Eventually, we get to a question and my brain shut off completely for a good minute and a half. To quote her,

“What are anabolic steroids made from- Bull testicles.”

And the only thing I could reply with, after feeling all of my brain cells die within me for a moment, was “I really hope you’re not right.”

And guess what?

SHE. WAS. GODDAMN. RIGHT. ABOUT. IT.

Steroids are made from testicles apparently, being derived from testosterone found in- as my mom puts it- “the testies.”

So hey how are you guys doing?

Of all those that Clover knows, who do they think gives the best hugs?

depends on what ur looking for :)

*Shakes Team Chaotix*

These boys can fit so much baggage in them

"Not a proper detective without baggage"

WAIT WHAT DOES THAT IMPLY ABOUT TEAM CHAOTIX?????

so obsessed with him in this game, had to redraw some of the sprites in my style because i LOOOOVE how he looks.

This is how he got the job at the steamworks

“…what the actual fuck- PUT IT BACK!” Alex exclaimed, hands flying everywhere around them. They‘d done enough things today that could make them criminals back in her hometown, and the same was probably true here, alternate universe or timeline or whatever! Honestly, Alex was getting really tired of this job already, and the Lieutenant wasn’t making any of it easier.

“Pft-“ The maniac in question cawed, spinning the bloody sword with a crazed giddiness. It made the other uneasy. “Why would I do that, mi amiga, when he’s already dead?” The bloodied silver of the blade was pointed right in Alex’s face, almost grazing the very tip of her nose. The girl shrieked, falling backwards onto the dusty, rocky ground.

“D-don’t point it at me!” She choked out rather squeakily, glaring daggers as the other cackles.

“Alright, alright, I will!” Phoenix waved a hand as she responded, spinning the sword one more time. Soon enough, she tossed it over her head. They heard it whistling flying through the air for a moment, until a shriek of pain echoed it. The blonde’s almost bat-like ears fell a bit, clawed hands grabbing Alex’s as they fell into a run. “Rápida, to the avian city!”

“To the what?!”

“Luego; I’ll explain after my shortcut!”

“That doesn’t-“ Her frustration was silenced by her own shriek as she was dragged head first into a portal. The golden glow disoriented everything, ears buzzing and ringing in tune with every single sensation of the universe. It was like being pulled like taffy and torn apart, only put back together by tape; All for a god damn shortcut! They should’ve kept that sword, so Alex could chop that cocky, careless head off it’s immortal pedestal.

Oh, right. Immortal.

God damn this job.

“Where did you get a sword?!”

“Found it.”

“Where?!”

“Dead body.”

lgbt heart dividers pt. 2

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more here

part 1 here

part 3 here

I MISS HER SO MUCH GOD I LOVE YOU MISTY MONSOON…tumblrina silly they’re so wonderful 🥺

my vision! I just KNOW they're one of us