Max is many thing but he is not homophobic
richie: i thought you hated me because i was queer
max: no! your identity is the one thing i respect about you
don’t kys pookie wookie bear
so what im hearing is that u'll repeat ATYD tropes and personalities while having no idea where they're from which in this fandom leads to the characters being awful, cruel ppl that have nothing in common with either HP canon or ATYD canon so they might as well be ocs but that doesnt bring in the same social clout as using pre-made, already loved characters that u butcher
if you’re gonna hate on me for not wanting to read a certain work, at least do it publicly
never said ATYD was bad, just that personally i don’t like the concept and will never read it
Husk and Angel, in bed together late at night:
Husk: I love you Anthony.
Angel: *blushing*
Niffty, from in the walls: HUSK YOU’RE CHEATING ON ANGEL WITH SOME ANTHONY GUY?!
Sir Pentious, from the corner of the room: Yesss that’s quite dissssappointing
Husk and Angel:
Angel: Pentious, you can clearly see it’s me.
Sir Pentious: I see nothing but a homewrecker.
(Fic now here)
Fun fact abt me!!
I am a big Marauders fan but i refuse to read ATYD‼️
Why? simply put, i am a hater. better put, it honesty doesn’t seem worth my time. it’s a long book covering like seven years.
also, it’s supposed to be canon accurate but it straight up made up a character??
in all honesty i don’t really like canon accurate fics.. if i wanted canon stuff i’d read Harry Potter or Harry Potter fics. all the fun about Marauders is that we can make them fun little magic queer people!
Jesper: A banker? Me? Colm: Yes, Jesper. Jesper: But I don’t know anything about running a bank! Colm: Good. No preconceived ideas. Jesper: I’ve robbed banks! Colm: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
literally canon
It’s Christmastime in Hatchetfield. Isn’t that fun?
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i’m on the ace spectrum and it always pisses me off when ppl act like i’m not just bc i say that i would have sex
also on the aro spectrum and have a partner, doesn’t make me any less aro!!
+ being aspec is very cool and i wish we talked abt it more bc lots of ppl are aspec they just don’t realize it +
either you support the entire spectrum of aromanticism and asexuality and aplatonicism (etc) or you don’t support the aspec community at all.
average (very canon) Supernova convo‼️‼️
*Noel and Ricky being very flirty and gay*
Mischa: *Sends the most cursed thing to ever exist*
Noel: “WHAT THE FUCK”
(Credits to @endercupid @bad-3gg and my conversation )
just realized that i totally forgot to tell y’all.. I AM A MINOR‼️‼️
so just, remember that.. (i just got an ask from someone with ‘Minors DNI’ in their bio.. i am the minor 😭)
Richie is so real for that (i keep accidentally they/them-ing cis people)
she/they grace is real