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au where actually Thors hammer is sentient and just really picky about who it likes

only the purest of heart filled with righteousness can pick up mjolnir?

nah. the hammer is like a particularly snobbish cat, you have to lure it with promises of bloodshed and intellectual conversation

her eyes are so pretty! (•̪ o •̪)

hear me out. combine Angel au with Tim Twins au.

...and the reason the bats never meet angel in person is cause he has some mobility issues.

like maybe he uses a wheelchair and/or needs braces or a cane or smth. or maybe it's like some disease that makes him unable to do strenuous activities, like pots.

idk man, it's 1 am, i brain barf first, research later.

but then they(bats + Jackson) get themselves in trouble and watch whichever-evil-bitch-is-responsable get intimidated by some kid that can't even stand properly.

like, it's joker vs Some Guy, and joker is NOT Winning. (prob not gonna go as far as joker tho)

and then Jackson is all 'this is Angel ^-^'

angel: hi. ...bye

jackson: isn't he neat? the skrungly.

and half the batfam is like 'wait they're the same age??? and probably twins??? Angel isn't some weird father figure???'

the other half of batfam: no wait, it makes sense now. i can see the whole "raised eachother" thing better having seen that. the voice changer was prob just fucking with us.

... haven't read the fic in a while so uhh mc'scuse me for inaccuracies.

hi! ok so my sister and I have been following you and your art for a while <3 evidently, we were not in time, but would still like to share. ^-^

Her OC:

Rei: Uchiha (shisui's little sister by, like, 8 ish years) She's spacey and has a deformity with her chakra gates, so she can't really mold physical chakra all that well. Spiritual chakra though, like genjutsu, she's prodigious at. (Due to mentioned gate deformity, Rei is not a ninja on account of personal lack of motivation and Uchiha protectiveness. Instead, she likes to paint, sculp tiny animals, and mentally traumatize anyone she can practice genjutsu on using modern video game cutscenes as a template.) Rei knows the Naruto timeline, and openly speaks about it, which gives her a reputation of being an oracle, but she's inconsistent, highly bias to her few favorites, and almost always speaks her lines with modern pop culture and none of the context behind either the references or the actual canon event.

(For example: she will tell Shisui, completely unprompted, he's not allowed to die by Danzo’s hand or she *will* break space-time via TARDIS, but will simply tell Sasuke that he's vulnerable to anger, and that's ONLY if he prods her. She tells Kakashi nothing. She's just not all that attached to him.)

below are her favorite of the many picrews I've made. "keep the dark colors, bell hairpeice, and blue kimono. i like the expression and butterflies in the first"

My OC:

Aki Inuzuka: her Ninken, Fuyu, is very similar to a samoyed. her preferred weapon is a naginata.

Cute little occult child on account of an Inuzuka couple praying for a healthy child at the same time as a modern teenage witchcraft slumber party. The two worlds + rituals collide, and bam, teenager turned 4 year old is dropped upon the shrine via your local friendly diety, Jizo, patron of children and travelers!

She's a bit of an occult magnet and will judge your summoning circle even if she's the one currently being sacrificed. She becomes friends with Shikamaru. its mostly cause they're both quiet, like naps, and he's basically the only person who can understand her absolute bullshit and connect the dots.

below are my (current) favorites of the picrews I've done. please keep the x hairclip and coat in the first. I just really like the bangs in the second and like idk, the vibes of the third. it's my most recent so maybe that's why.

first person who reblogs this with a picture of their oc and a little blurb ab them, Ill draw ur oc for u (quality not guaranteed)

Shikako fandom is like if a few many eyed angels descended and went "god is dead, but worry not. we will take care of things from here."

Kei fandom is like thinking the room you're in is crowded with people, but actually it's just one person with fifteen microphones.

our beloved diver <3

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"Heads up!" a voice yelled, causing all eight of them to look up towards the cloaked figure in a tree. An arrow embedded itself between a bokoblin's eyes, effectively killing it. The mysterious hylian then jumped down, landing on another bokoblin, crushing it, and immediately moved to engulf a moblin in flames. In less than a minute, the remaining monsters were all dead. 

This was the first hylian they'd seen since arriving in this desolate Hyrule.

"Y’all good? No injuries?" Closer up they could see a freckled nose and a small grin, but the shadow of the cloak’s hood covered the strangers eyes. 

"Other than a few bruises and scrapes, nope." Time answered for the group.

"Neat. Have some chunks- just in case." the stranger said, tossing a bag over to him. "Crush them in your hand and sprinkle it over injuries. Or just eat 'em. Whichever is easier." Having said that, he turned and left to pluck his arrow from the bokoblin.

"Hey wait, what's your name? Where's the nearest town? We haven't seen anyone for ages!" Wind rushed to get it all out before the stranger could leave. He turned around, putting the arrow back in his quiver. 

"The name's Fay. And I think the nearest town is about two days to the south."

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Link, who goes by Fay nowadays, would very much like to go home, re-bandage his leg, and go to sleep. Alas, sleep is unavailable, as he needs to stop the deaths of some odd travelers who somehow have no clue where they are. Isn't it common sense to only go on these types of roads if you’re well prepared and know what you're doing? Apparently not. 

He finally shook them off after giving directions to the nearest town and heading in the opposite direction. Or so he thought…

Three days later, he came across another monster camp. That wasn’t unusual. The monsters were a bit tougher and had black blood. That was unusual. Fay defeated them all the same with a sword, fire, and some lightning. 

Which was when the odd group showed up. Again. 

"Hello again! I thought you went a different direction than us." the white-caped one spoke up. 

"You weren't following us, were you?" the blue-scarved one asked with narrowed eyes. 

Fay flicked the black blood off his sword before sheathing it. It seemed to catch the attention of quite a few. "I was, but now I'm here. I’m a traveler.”

The one with a wolf’s pelt blinked, processing that, then glanced at the one with one eye. “We went to the village, but they wouldn't let us in. Something about eyes?”

Fay shrugged, “It happens. People are often spread thin on resources and wary of newcomers. The eyes of Ganon are everywhere after all.”

Before any of them could reply he tilted his head, starting to feel a strange tug on his magic. A dark purple and black portal opened beneath their feet, slurping them all up.

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Chunks/ කෑලි (kǣli): crystalized fairy dust. It has a similar Mohs to chalk. The fairies don't have to leave their fountains spending days in a bottle, and hylians don't have to spare precious resources. "Why can't you just eat the chunks? Isn't that the obviously easier option?" you may ask. Well, if you eat the chunk, the effect will be equally spread about. The chunk doesn't know what the fuck you want it to do. if you crush and sprinkle it over an injury, the effects will be stronger and targeted to that one area.

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The brain rot wouldn't leave, so I wrote somethin. Credit to my sister who beta read. <3 I write once in a green moon. Today was a green moon.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

this is like my favoritest thing ever. also love how this is how i end up introducing my little homemade blorbo to the internet.

the sister agrees, she is absolutely in love with the lil comic. also says you absolutely nailed Rei's characterization and behavior.

a bonus answer as to what she's dreaming of.

it's oranges. im planning on a bit of a gag with oranges. they're how she starts teaching shika "divine tounge", or, yk english.

I plan on publishing her on ao3, not so sure how soon, though I did have a big burst of energy and inspo recently

first person who reblogs this with a picture of their oc and a little blurb ab them, Ill draw ur oc for u (quality not guaranteed)

green hair go brrrr