Christmas 2017 (My Thoughts)

BREAKING NEWS! The Ghostbusters Junior hunt a Ghost through sleepy little town. Ghost is captured. 20 innocent people die in the Proton beam.

The Elder Scrolls: Legends (This is not a Rip-Off of Hearthstone, really!)

Now after many years of playing the Elder Scrolls Skyrim and the many Fan-Made Mods for the game another entry into the mystical and adventurous world of Tamriel is on the Horizon.

Come to not explore the mysterious Black Marsh, home of the Argonians, or Elsewyr, home of the catlike Khajiit and nor to finally visit the Summerset Isles to fight directly against the hated Aldmeri Dominon.

 Instead we will play a Card game!

No, wait I mean:

Play a game which is probably not as good as Hearthstone or other card games of this kind but will have all the Characters, Spells and Locations on cards you loved in the Elder Scroll games but can’t encounter, use or visit in this game.

After the grandiose failure of “The Elder Scrolls: Online“ watch how Bethesda tries to copy Blizzard again and most likely fail another time with “The Elder Scrolls: Legends”.

Prepare yourself for disappointment (and be already disappointed for not getting “The Elder Scrolls VI”) in:

Ehh… I mean:

….

“The War Scrolls” would be an awesome title though.

All at once! The entire Organisation 13 and their fourteen members. The most overrated and badly lead villainous organisation in the history of video games. But still one of the most charming if you forget that Lexaeus is a member.

Arwing (SNES Version)

An Arwing I have drawn with a tablett and MS Paint.

Clothing choices

The Spell Fencer class in the game Bravely Default.

Question Squarenix:

Why not have the option to choose the type of clothing for this class? Why not having the option to choose between the attire that envelops the entire body and the sexy belly dancer outfit instead of having only one default setting for the female and male characters?

Everyone would be happy if we all had the choice between pragmatic-rational- and fanservice-sexy type of clothing, armour, etc., for playable female and male characters from the start in video games with no change in the stats.

My favorite member of the organisation XIII! Luxord, the Gambler of Fate. No drama, no super-complicated hyper-convoluted backstory or plans, no idiotic reveals or unnecessary retcons with him. Also he has a great personality and is the friendliest of them all.

Hades, son of the Emperor

Hades is a prince of his world But he was banished in cold He said he blew up part of the planet But he covered his sister with it No he wants to restore his honour Through creating more drama His plan was brave but dumb and banal Attacking 5 God tier's frontal The Godtiers fought valiantly against him He thwarted their attacks without problem Only Vriska was able to take a scratch But even she was in the end outmatched The Dogirl, powered by the green star Stepped into this escalating brawl Her powers created a stalemate Hades never considered that by any rate Then he was teleported away by his sister He was angry like her for that like a berserker His chance to restore his honour ruined But on the other hand it could have him killed Now he makes statues of Aliens And watches earth TV since He also saw BEN Drowned And he wanted him owned He searched the web all day long Until he found BEN's location He teleported to that place swift To catch BEN like a lift Later Terlock reprimanded the prince "That was a cosplay-competition you dunce!" Terlock was sad, but he made another plan His next project would be the capturing of Slenderman

Pikachu: You call this shit good hot Pokémon berries? WELL, TASTE SOME OF MINE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

Larxene, only woman under so many man and they still get rather shipped with each other rather than with her, even Marluxia. Yaoi Fangirls are strong.

Leni Loud on the Red Ground