Bemoaning Is Such A Good Word Yeah I Be Moaning

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

one thing about me is i will make a playlist

getting a new Fictional Guy in your collection is like. yeah this is my son bilbus swaggins hes sopping wet and i found him abandoned in a cardboard box behind a dennys. i put him through unimaginable amounts of terror at all hours of the day and night

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

speak now is for women only because i think men should speak never

love women btw. absolutely fantastic stuff. keep it up women

reblog if kiss girl ?

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

who wants to have a playdate tonight [SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY]

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck