This Is Canon Now And I Will Not Be Taking Arguments

Jon is a dumb bitch but we love him anyway

been relistening to tma… jon is so stupid

Bro is an international treasure

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

I watched this from Jimmy's perspective then decided to watch Grians JUST to see this moment

this sick freak. i'm so proud.

I read that as "we should piss on the floor" 😭

We should piss on the poor

The past he's haunted by is flower husbands

jimmy solidarity they could never make me hate you

We've seen a leader like Trump since then, his name was H!tler.

Trump getting elected and his first day bringing back a social media service he tried to ban after less than a day and declaring everyone female instead of fixing any actual issues is a royal fuckup by a leader the likes of which we haven't seen since Commodus ended the Golden Age of Rome

My first thought was that Rowling was actually the muppet joker but then I remembered that somehow he actually isn't transphobic

This is exactly how I feel omg

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

HELP 💀