I Mean..

date idea:

I'm slipping a plug up your butt and we're going for a walk (oh, I'll be teasing you)

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Shy boy this, Shy boy that.

What about a loud and goofy boy that completely shuts down at the first sign of affection????

A golden retriever that turns into a whimpering mutt as soon as you reach to pet him???

A brave boy, pretending to be a functional adult, all the while secretly begging to become a drooling slut for the one person who makes his heart and his brain melt?????

Please just choose me already I have no other analogies 😔😔😔😔😔

if you're a lean, golden retriever alternative man, who likes to be submissive🙂‍↕️

people are too focused on cumming during sex when it should be about feeling good for a long time together

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

how can you not love the sensitive ones?

Cock leaking and getting wet just from holding hands with mommy, like you might call me easy for it, I call it planning ahead. You’ll be thankful when you pull it out of my boxers and see the mess I’ve made and how easily I slide in because of it