Do NOT Ask Them What Modifications They're Making To Their Lawnmower

why would you do this to me??

zudrick has knuckle tats that say CROW TUAH

creature mashup!

Really love the behind the scenes because hearing someone say that Sam was wrong and it in fact cost double the price to use Kiss from a Rose twice, so they spend $30K to use Kiss from a Rose. Beautiful, no notes, chef's kiss

some lichen and a little study of them.

they also get more fashionable, don't forget

Woah magic items for everyone 🥺 really really rad that they more they learn/get closer to age of stories the more magic they find

drew my partner sleeping after taking benadryl lol.

not the silly little game show being a metaphor for the chaos of being alive. I came here for animal sounds and a bunch of buttholes

For all that we (correctly) decry Sam as a sick, sick man, the "Youlympics" twist was actually pretty sweet. Doing better on a second try because you learned from the first time around? Digging deep for a challenge and finding that you can do even better than that? That's not sadistic; it's satisfying.

(Except maybe having the cheese-eating challenge twice in two hours. That was rough.)

Other random thoughts:

Lest we forget, Brennan didn't put bacon in his pants to keep a cat in his lap, but to hide said bacon from Katie. And then Katie did it because Brennan did. Amazing sibling rivalry energy from those two.

And while Katie and Brennan might be the two most competitive people on Dropout, Ify isn't far behind - Sam absolutely picked those three for a reason and it worked a treat.

Especially because the only thing they prioritized above competition is standing against Sam.

"It's because she said 'buttholes' on the show! Grow up!"

Thank you to the lovely observant people who noticed that Sam does the Wenis if you jiggle the joystick on a jump; I was too busy having Ski Free flashbacks and hoping that jumping a dry tree would set it on fire.

It's probably because of the wreck of my current existence, but Brennan yelling on the podium about how they have no idea what the fuck they're doing, year after year, gave me some inadvertent feelings. I don't know what I'm doing either! I thought I did, but the game changed. But since the only way to win is by learning, well. I'll have to learn.

(So without further ado, let's begin!)

tumblr marking palestinian fundraisers as explicit content... it's just another attempt by staff to silence and harm people living under a genocide.

like palestinians have had their entire lives disrupted and can never ever go back to the old 'normal'. they're still being killed while the privileged argue whether or not what they're going through is a genocide.

to try to hurt a person living in an active genocide is beyond inhumane. there's no way to justify it.

i request everyone to please continue helping palestinians. kindly consider donating to alaa, a mother of two young children. help her afford necessities in this very difficult time.

donate here (verified)

exclamation point in the title. mysterious doorknob in the middle of the table. hot aloof emily axford with an accent. lou wearing murph nametag. everyone laughing uproariously. brennan gets to drop one line of lore and he chose the one about some guy named zood. oh it's ON

I made some pins with oil paint on recycled plastic. This is a terrible choice for durability but I like to fuck around with with what I got. I don't know what to seal them with though.