“I”
“I”
“What even are you?!” Alex bellowed out of nowhere. “What do you mean?” I turn and replied flatly, as I usually do “What do I mean?! WHAT DO I MEAN!?”, She screamed out, “You go into the bathroom at a fair and over at the ferris wheel there’s another one of you doing the exact same magic trick you pulled on me! One time you got ran over by a train and you came in the next day perfectly fine! You never express any emotions or eat, and you barely talk like a person to! I thought these were nothing but rumors or me being stupid at the time but now-! Just what the f-ck are you I and what are you doing here!?” “...”, I take a moment to articulate my words, normally I would just give the speach one how they can save the world but blending in as a student at this college was important so I had to go the rout of offering a ‘magic trick’. Playing dumb isn’t available either, Alex has always been one of my more difficult jobs. “I am I, but as you have possibly noticed, I am not the only I. Your sacrafice has helped to save the world for a little longer, you should be proud.” “That’s not what I asked, I. You’ve told me that’s what your little ‘magic trick’ would do, assumed it was a stupid joke at-”, I cut them off. “Yes, yes, at first. Then your life got better, small miracles here and there. That was also the result of the ‘trick’, though you did not question it until now.” “To answer your first question, I am a emotionless hive mind. I need the emotions of desprate people like you to feed my god so he doesn’t eat everything else. I was assigned to collect further info on how these funny emotions work in you people, so I could perhaps expand the operation from beyond hormonal teenagers that have no idea what their doing. This has been proven fruitful, considering there are some like you who never grow up. The elderly population also seem rather emotional as well.” “So are you aliens?!”, they shouted their questions once again. “I wouldn’t say so but if that makes the pill easier to swallow.” “Wait, if you want to harvest positive emotions, why did my life go to sh-t!?” “I never said such a thing, just emotions, and the result of building someone up then tearing them down, is quite the strong one indeed.” They became silent. “hm, I was expecting a much more violent reaction from you, they normally either cry or scream and punch and- Now that I think about it, there was only a small handful that empathized with the cause.” “So are you just going to use me as a battery for the rest of my life?”, they choked on their words. “No, not techically, remember that fire you caused? and then how you woke up in a hospital bed?” How do you-”, I cut them off once again. “Your no longer human either, Alex. You’ll remain a battery until you decide to join me. Either live out a false reality that will forever beat you to death or become a logical I.”
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His greed sickens me.
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i is just the sound that occures inbeteween ae
its a secondary vowel
you could get the e to leave, if you try hard enough
but the a never leaves t r y i t
AO3 IS IN TROUBLE IF CALIFORNIAN AGE VERIFICATION LAW PASSES
An upcoming Age verification bill centered in California will be voted on Monday-- And as always,instead of actually protecting kids, it will lead to more online censorship and privacy risks, as it will force websites hosting to verify their users age by sending their ID, your browser history would be linked to it. if you live California, call your reps and tell them to oppose the bill AB3080 as it highly unconstitutional.
They also deem LGBT content harmful to minors, as well as mentions of weapons and tobacco, putting them on the same level as NSFW content.
Since AO3 headquarters reside in California, much like Reddit, Twitter,Discord and Youtube (and others) who knows how bad the effects would be. Instead of just effecting Californians (even then its concerning.) the effects would be US or even worldwide. VPNs wont help.
Please take actions here (a script is included to help you) https://www.defendonlineprivacy.com/ca/action.php
Find your rep here https://findyourrep.legislature.ca.gov/
You can also send faxes using this https://faxzero.com/
If you don't live in California, please talk about this,tag your friends and urge others to take actions, make posts and tweets using the hashtags AB3080 and NoOnAB3080
More info HERE
a friend of a friend's dog is having a hard time, any help is appreciated
“TomiTomi may have no concept of genre in her mind, but this little artist consistently brings the feeling of “electronic decay” to her music. She samples soundbites from her surroundings, creating tracks that Tomi herself would describe as “crunchy”. And while some have taken to comparing her to the newly recovered DEDF1SH, you can ink assured that while their backgrounds may be similar, the results are incredibly distinct. Tomi’s tracks are harsher, they have more of a bite, they lack the smooth polish that DEDF1SH utilizes. All in all, either can scratch your brain. It simply comes down to how much you desire danceability or if you can vibe with Tomi’s gritty, directionless, atmospheric dives into the existential.” -Splatband magazine
some teasers
Asther as a character provided by @pokeinalover
It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
BIDEN IS TRYING TO AMEND TITLE IX TO PROTECT TRANS ATHLETES.
This is currently in its open comment phase and it’s getting bombed by TERFs, surprise surprise.
If you live in the US, you can fight back by leaving your own comment HERE. Don’t get cute or make threats, just explain why you think we should protect trans kids. And for fuck’s sake if you’re not actually in the US don’t get the idea you’ll just use a fake address. This is a government form, doing so can get the entire amendment thrown out.
Spread the word!!!
4 am ramble time but omfg i need to get this off my chest.
yttd fans pleaseee stop being passive aggressive/outright disrespectful towards nankidai for having to push back the date of his livestream. he is ONE person working on this entirely for free. what he's doing is literally such a heavy task to bear and obviously he's going to be stressed out and exhausted from all of this hard work. he LITERALLY SAID debugging is becoming "mentally hard" in one of his latest tweets... if anything, i think he deserves to push back his streams - he, like everyone else, needs to put himself first
sooo many posts complaining abt him delaying his stream just come off as extremely entitled - again, nankidai is one person putting in all of this effort for yttd. even if he's been delaying his stream for months, it doesn't change that he's doing all of this alone and is evidently exhausted. it's ok to be upset abt him delaying his streams, bc beLIEVE ME i am too, but theres a fine line between being upset and being entitled. passive aggressively complaining abt his stream delays isn't going to make ch3-1b come out faster.
tldr yttd ppl please stop being so entitled abt nankidai delaying his streams and PLEASE be more grateful bc he's the Only person working on yttd
