“Used To Be A Major Scale, But The Melody Went Stale / Musical Cacophony Let Isny Winsy Spider Free

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this is amazing

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

To The People I Pass On The Train At Night - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

“I am afraid to show you who I really am, because if I show you who I really am, you might not like it – and that’s all I’ve got.”

— Sabrina Ward Harrison

Lawyer never cry

"No se debe generar a las personas"-?, 2024

Siempre un "Hola" Nunca un "Te invito un flan"

I think I forgot to show tumblr this but it's been over a year since Phoenix Wright appeared on my crashed laptop screen

because of 🥖!

Oh my god i was checking followers why are there so many of u

Hiiiiiii hallooooooo

????????? Whh r u here???????