I Know. It Must Have Been Quite Boring Since I Got Here, But You Need To Listen To Me. *Dramatic Pause*

I will post this separately as well

THAT’S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO??

I summon people with pictures of Five like how others psspsspss a cat or bring people from unconsciousness with waking salts. Lol

Tip for all my artists out there! When drawing plus sized character; Give them double chins! Give them extra fat on their faces! 

I keep seeing people drawing plus sized characters without double chins or no fat on on their face. For example I saw a drawing of character that had one consistent thick line for a front facing jaw line and I’m not talking chubby, I am talking plus sized. The character had -1 fat on their face too.

Yes I am aware that some plus sized people have sharp visible jawlines, in fact I am one of those people, but when I see many drawing of just plus sized people with those faces gets exhausting. 

SO TO REITERATE DO NOT BE AFRAID TO GIVE PLUS CHARACTERS DOUBLE CHINS

SNAKEY SNAKE SAKN SNAKY SLITHERY SLITHERY SNAKE.

Maybe I'm following the wrong people because there isn't enough talk about Derek Chauvin getting convicted for killing George Floyd and the fact that not even an hour later, a 15 year old girl named Ma'Khia Bryant, who called the police because she was about to get jumped, was shot 4 times in the chest for holding a knife.

You'd think that since you have such platforms, you would show awareness for the situation. But of course, since it's not your people getting their lives taken for looking a certain way, it doesn't matter to you.

I am here to thank @the-fives-advocate​ for giving me more art from the one and only!

I'm workin on a thing for @the-fives-advocate owo

HALT

Wrench: *Beats someone with the sledgehammer he's named Lady Smash*

Me: I...I need to sit down... 🥵

:D

Excuse me, as I wear my Five shorts, my folded down sexy manly thigh highs, and my umbrella academy tshirt while I sit outside and write more of my Comic Five story and sip on some coffee.

Am I loving my best life?

Well, obviously, yes, yes I am.

My oc, Jake heart! He’s a shy kid in middle school if the blades didn’t clue you in. xD