Hi

yesss...

Hello, I've noticed a trend with your page. It looks like it also became five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves page. So basically my question is, who are you really simping for at this point? XD

o_o

In all honesty, I don't know anymore.

My last brain cell was sadly whisked away yesterday as I screamed W H A T when my city went back into lockdown.

artemis fowl memes i made in the car bc there isnt enough anywhere

This is @tuashenanigans Oc April who I was interested in drawing! Full credit to her! You should check out her fic with April. She’s awesome!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27398704/chapters/66963346

yada yada yada please rb for a wider sample size because i am actually VERY curious

I am, you should too.

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Hey guys, vote for this cute cat!

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Vote for Mallow to be in Dogster or Catster Magazine and take home a $5,000 cash prize!

But, legitimately, teleporting frogs sound terrifying, you’re quite correct. 

This in your bed. 12:00 AM. You just had a midnight snack

I must ask, what is your opinion on, "THE FREAKING FROGS I am very scared that the gay frogs are going to come into my bed and be gay. "THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY" Like just sitting there like regular frogs that they are, it scares me. Stay in the creek! Stop with your gay teleporting I say! So, I must know your take on these teleporting gay frogs! (You asked for asks, I deliver XD)

TELEPORTING GAY FROGS SOUND TERRIFYING!!

AND NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY!!

I can't imagine minding my own business and then I turn around and it's just HUNDREDS of gay frogs ribbiting at me!!!

I AM PROUD YOU HAVE COME OUT AND ARE PROUD OF YOUR ORIENTATION FROGS, THAT IS SUCH BRAVERY, BUT WHY ARE YOU PLAGUING MY HOUSE?!

This is amazing :)

Lollipop boy 🍭✨

Just needed to do something fun for a change, will return to scheduled posting soon :)

Fun facts

6 Things I learned from OSP’s Miscellaneous Myths Loki episode:

1.) Loki is canonically a beautiful Twink/Femboy.

2.) Despite being considered a male God, he would change species/gender so much it didn’t really matter.

3.) No one actually knows what Loki was the God of and there were no recorded sacrifices in his name unlike any of the other Norse Gods.

4.) Loki didn’t want anything to happen to his Monster Children,(Daughter Hel, Son Fenris, and Serpent Jormungandr), and tried to hide them away until the rest found out.

5.) Despite being a mischievous “Evil in Disposition” God, he usually ends up using said cunning/trickery fixing messes whether or not he caused them. 

He is also just as often used as a scapegoat by the Gods to expunge themselves of guilt for the wrongdoings they commit. Yes Loki causes a lot of mischief, but he receives a disproportionate amount of punishment from his peers. It’s to the point that he’s portrayed as a comparably sympathetic character even in the original text.

5.) If Loki can get mpreg…

…He will get mpregged.

Seriously, the dude’s given birth more times than his actual wife and all the Goddesses combined!

Anyways, if you ship Artemis with Butler you’re gross. I cant believe I have to even write that but apparently this fandom needs a wake up call.

It doesnt matter if you age Artemis up to 18. Shipping him with Butler shows that you thought this relationship that this child has with his bodyguard and father figure, a man that is canonly in his 40s when artemis is 12, was romantic in nature. Seeing it in the tag normalizes this trash for anyone that might be vulnerable, such as previous victims of csa or younger kids. Remember that this series is first and foremost for children and teens.