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HAZBIN HOTEL SPOILERS

Hazbin Hotel episode 8 was quite the ride and there was a lot of information to take in. I had the same reaction as the Vees watching this episode.

Speaking of the Vees, even though they didn’t have a major role in this episode they were still a nice addition with their commentary, especially Vox.

Vox: THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!

Velvette: what the fuck Vox…

Valentino: no comment

I love how Vox and Val had a duet together for the ending song. It’s sad that Velvette didn’t sing at the end but you can’t have everything

Say what you want about Vox and Val but you have to admit that these scenes with them are a bit cute

Velvette was also killing this hairstyle and outfit

Even though this episode wasn’t focused or about the Vees, it made me like them more(for the record I still see Val as a piece of shit)

Barnaby: AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! FOOOOOOOOOOOooo…

*Barnaby looks around*

Barnaby laughing: Hoohohoo! My bad, wrong universe!

*Barnaby leaves*

HatKid: what the peck?!

Snatcher: I don’t know either kid.

Quirrel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tiso: Self-esteem, haven’t seen you since the Colosseum of Fools!

Hornet: Oh, My mother?! Thank you for finding her.

Cloth: Nola, I knew I could find you somewhere!

Ghost: My millions of siblings, is that you all?

Quirrel: I was going to show you all this cool box Monomon left me but do you all need a hug?

Quirrel: *walks up to Tiso, Cloth, and Hornet* What are you all doing?

Cloth: Watching Ghost.

Quirrel: Watching Ghost do what?

Hornet: They’re trying to show us the C-Dash skip to Fog Canyon but they’ve been failing…

*Cracking sound*

Tiso: *draws tally mark in the ground* Attempt 101

Quirrel: …

Ghost: *abyss shriek noises from frustration*

Hive Knight: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Hive Guardian should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat fucking huge body off the ground. The Hive Guardian, of course, flies anyway. Because Hive Guardians don’t care what other bugs think is impossible-

Vespa: Hive Knight, it’s 3:00 in the morning. Go to sleep

Tomorrow

SPLATOON 3 SIDE ORDER SPOILERS!!!

What happened to Agent 4?

Let me say what I’ve found out so far. Marina says how “the safeguards in place to protect the soul's owner” were tampered with. And in her Dev Diary she says how she’s going to ask “that person Cuttlefish introduced her to for help”.

We know she’s talking about Agent 4 because of the conversation we get from opening the first locker.

Reading Agent 4’s palette after beating the tower with it, we get more information that confirms that Marina in fact wants Agent 4 to be the Memverse security. We see how Smollusk mentioned that Agent 4 is strong and that “Buuut...no weason such stwength shouldn't be used to pwotect a world of order”. This information is important for a reason and this leads me to the last bit of information I have.

The boss fight “Parallel canon”. Why is this fight important? Because it shows us a robot version of an inkling. But it’s not just any old inkling, it’s agent 4.How can we know this? Just look at the icon for the boss and the robot in the middle. It has Agent 4’s hairstyle with the hero shot as the weapon it uses. Not only that but if you have Splatoon 2, the hairstyle you pick for Agent 4 will show up on the main inkling robot. I fought the boss multiple times and it always had the hairstyle I chose for Agent 4 in Splatoon 2.

So there’s no exact reason what happened to Agent 4. They could be hanging out in Inkopolis Square somewhere or they could be the robot in the “Parallel Canon” fight. All I hope is that we get more info on what’s going on with Agent 4 because they seemed to have an important role of being the Memverse security

Subconite: would Mr. Snatcher please come to the front desk?

Snatcher arriving at the desk: Hello? Is there a problem?

Subconite: points to HatKid and Bowkid

Subconite: I believe they belong to you sir?

HatKid and Bowkid: we got lost :(

Snatcher: I didn’t even bring you fools with me-

Snatcher: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Conductor: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Dj Grooves: Meet me in the studio basement for a wizard duel.

Mustache Girl: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

HatKid: What the actual peck is wrong with you all-

Holy shit