Just Do Both: Take Me Out On A Date Then After Shot Me 28 Times In The Chest

The helmet is s c r e a m i n g

Functional Demon Helmet

get back in the melon

I can caption things I think

I’m going to guess your lonely

Yo it’s been a while how are you guys??

Yummy cucumber water

People in Ohio be like "erm, can I borrow some cucumber water?"

When you drink my blood, you will taste my innocence and purity. When I drink yours, I will taste your charisma and sensuality.

if you want to support autistic people you really do need to shut up about picky eaters. sorry

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

Awooga woman

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended