On The 11th Day Of Christmas My Mutual Gave To Me Softcore Middle Aged Man Pornography

Reblog to disintegrate him into atoms

Recently I've been sick, and being sick I've taken NyQuil to help me nap and sleep. What NyQuil does to me though, is give me wild dreams I can remember. This usually isn't a problem, but during one of my naps I had a dream that Marty made a podcast, and it was called "Nighttime with Martyn" and the entire thing was Martyn reading bedtime stories requested by viewers. Most of it was traditional folk tales, occasionally a true story, and sometimes Martyn would tell stories of his childhood. The weirdest part, though (if this wasn't weird enough), was when during episode 7 he said "now let me bring on my oldest friend," and all of a sudden a mound of void and stars appeared on the video. It just meowed and then I woke up. That was the entire dream, and my next one was a flower field.

I'm not even a hermit shipper but Jimbo sounds like himbo and I think that's so funny for no reason

With all the canary and the coal miner shabang going on, I'm actually curious about Jimmy x mumbo, what even is their ship name?

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

“mumbo sleeps on the couch” “grian sleeps on the couch” turns out none of them do??? apparently they could be peak divorce but they STILL share a bed whats up with that??

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

When I was a very suicidal trans activist in Texas, Benjamin Sisko saying “sure, you would [die for your people]. Dying gets you off the hook. The question is: are you willing to live for your people?” changed and possibly saved my life. It’s up there with “if we are going to be damned, let us be damned for who we really are” from Picard. Star Trek not only shows us a better world, it teaches us how to make it there

how to draw arms ? ? 

I adore their friendship so much

I crave more Martyn and Cleo Twitter interactions, or I guess social media interactions in general since Cleo left Twitter