Got To Love It When The Organ Trying To Get You To Kill Yourself Isn't Your Brain 🙃

Hi Luna Lovegood would listen to heavy metal and like fairy folk music in equal measure goodbye

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

I FUCKING FOUND IT! the bad batch one that exists not the one I was looking for for over an hour before I remembered it was the wrong Fandom

Anyway it's called

A Shift in the Galaxy by Lif61(UltimateFandomTrash) and it's from a nerodivergent tech week series

I can't find this on fanfic and i swear I'm going insane 5 miunits ago I was convinced it was a marauders fic but now that I'm thinking about it more it might have been bad batch but god fucking damn it I need this as a marauders fic!!!

What the fic actually is is crosshair is techs safety person so when he leave tech starts writing letters to him that he hides in his room but after tech dies and crosshair comes back crosshair finds the letters and reads them and it's from hid pov

But now imagine a marauders edition of this where Regulus writes Sirius letters after he left but never sends them just keeps them in a box in his room then years later when Sirius is living in grimmaul place(is that how you spell that idk) Sirius finally works up the courage to go in his brother's room (which obviously kretcher Katcher Kracher htf do you spell the little elf's name has kept perfect) anyway when Sirius goes into Reg room he find and reads the letter and it would all be gloriously depressing

So anyway I did go insane I found the bad batch fic and I need the marauders version on my desk by Monday

I've Had this tabed for 2 hours trying to find this damn fic I Remember It Now I'm Not Crazy I JUST NEED TO FIND THE FUCKER

So i found out about clown husbandry recently and the one thing I'm curious about is are mascots a breed of clown and if they are what dose that make furry but if they are not a breed of clown and just a branch of furry then dose that make animatronics like we see in the fnaf documentary the furry equivalent of a fear clown?

The biblical god is just a wattpad writer

Think about it what do all writers do, give there favorite characters ✨trama✨

What does god continually do to his chosen people

✨trama✨

And look at the world around us theres not enough consistency in the plot for life to be an ao3 fic no look at florida-man the only way that exists outside of wattpad is in a crack fic and I refuse to belive we live in an abandoned ao3 crack fic-

I can't wait for when all the trolls and hardcore memers get real ass jobs and suddenly the industry itself is just vine references and trolling you and the president unironicly uses the word yeet in a speech about terrorists and the world is just chaos

there was a cockrotch and now i wanna die

1 what the fuck are there cockrotches litterly everywhere in florida

2 why is it that when you go from lee county to collier them fuckers triple in size like ill be at college and get them and its nat as back cuz there like maby an inch on the larger side then I come home find one that's like 3 inches call it big and have my dad say that its actually one of the smaller one and I just HOW THE FUCK IS THAT WHANNA THE SMALLER ONES

3 i was already paranoid being jump scared by a cockrotch the size if my index finger is not helping

Me: you know mom I'm pretty sure non of your kids are nerotypical

Mom: well yeah they where all vaccinated

Me internally: excuse me bitch what the fuck