1. ROBOT GIRL THAT WEARS AV CHORDS AS EARRINGS

at the airport being asked questions about my “i’m not going to fuck the planes i just think they’re hot” shirt that are already answered by the shirt

The only way to cope about hdg not being real is to become a cute tgirl's pet

A mouse on the phone in the dining hall

today really is just one of those days huh

four got scared and crashed again

i really need to stop personifying the self checkout registers at the supermarket i work at but they all have such distinct personalities

#1 is lactose intolerant (she has inexplicable issues with milk) and she’s full of soup

#2 has some nerve issues (her scale is broken) and so she’s in standby a lot of the time so she doesn’t get overstimulated

#4 can’t remember a phone number to save her life

and #8 has been in standby for like a week because her coin slot stopped working

I’ve started working on some (not finished) art for the first area as well as starting to work on lighting

Peer-reviewed instructions for coping with a Bad Day™:

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i’ve started speaking in an australian accent in my dreams

egg foot

the foot

he egg

gay eggman

the egg

he gay

tits